tezza1551
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jumping into the nearest swimming pool, where he proceeded to Reply #61. Feb 26 10, 2:34 AM |
redwaldo
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swim back-stroke amazingly quickly for an old man. Reply #62. Feb 26 10, 2:48 AM |
REDVIKING57
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But not quite so amazing if you see what was chasing him. Is that a yellow submarine,or a Great White with a sun-tan? Or..... Reply #63. Feb 26 10, 7:17 AM |
camly75
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was it nothing at all? It actually was a Reply #64. Feb 26 10, 9:11 AM |
tezza1551
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refugee from the Australian Surf Lifesaving championships who had become confused and Reply #65. Feb 27 10, 3:28 AM |
deputygary
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Reply #66. Feb 27 10, 7:53 PM |
leelee63
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Sand sculpture? no, no that's not it. Origami? mayhaps... Reply #67. Feb 28 10, 12:11 AM |
REDVIKING57
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Or icicle weaving? Followed by the Ice Chip Tiddlywinks? Reply #68. Feb 28 10, 1:07 PM |
flopsymopsy
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The new Olympics even for non-athletic types was patented worldwide by the Deputy and his herd of trusty helpers as they surveyed the carnage amongst lesser beings. "What a great idea!" a famous rabbit cried, "indoor pirate-baiting was never as much fun as this." The Deputy smiled, his wicked plan had worked. "What shall we call it?" he asked, and as one his crew replied, "The Revenge of the Llamas!" Reply #69. Feb 28 10, 4:41 PM |
poneke
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" But the Aussies had brought their cheer-squad. " ....And they were loud! "Sitzmarkey is crap on skis! Dooo-dah, Doo-dah Sitzmarkey couldn't shear a sheep! Baa Baa Baa Baa hay! Turning slowly towards the cacophony;Deputy Gary and his crew put down their carrot and lumps of coal, stared forlornly at the trail made by a large ball of something . . . . . Reply #70. Feb 28 10, 9:02 PM |
AnneBonney
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Wait! Could it be part of a snowman? ? ? :) Reply #71. Feb 28 10, 10:11 PM |
redwaldo
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Yes,it's Frosty, just like the atmosphere in the U.S.A. ice hockey change-room. Reply #72. Feb 28 10, 10:16 PM |
leelee63
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It would probably be more fun if everyone just got along and built a snowman together. Reply #73. Feb 28 10, 10:28 PM |
MarchHare007
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Well the Llamas already have the facial features - how about they build 'the face'? :) I'll start the Pirates off with 'the body' - and then everyone else can help join it up! :D Reply #74. Feb 28 10, 11:32 PM |
deputygary
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Reply #75. Mar 01 10, 9:19 AM |
AnneBonney
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But we're talented. We can use our teeth. :) Reply #76. Mar 03 10, 4:19 PM |
MarchHare007
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But that's okay AB - because I went to the second hand store yesterday and now we'll have no problems building The Body! :D Reply #77. Mar 03 10, 5:11 PM |
poneke
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So with chattering teeth, Deputy Gary and his herd of trusty helpers headed to 'Petticoats, Parrots and Pegs'; world famous haberdashery for Pirates and Ladies of the night... Reply #78. Mar 03 10, 5:14 PM |
flopsymopsy
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Not everyone's teeth were chattering. AB had put hers in a glass of water overnight and they froze solid as the snow kept falling. "Really," she gaped, "they were new gold teeth as well, what a waste!" and with that she rested her booty on the body of the snowman. The llamas pulled and tugged but they couldn't shift the huge snowman's base no matter how they tried, something seemed to be weighing it down from the other side. They sent young doublemm round the back to see what was making it so heavy. "Oops" he cried "the Pirate Queen is stuck to the snowball! Shall I get a digger?" Reply #79. Mar 03 10, 5:58 PM |
REDVIKING57
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"What use would an Aussie be in the snow?" squarked the parrot. "Get a bottle of rum and a dead man's chest - that'll get her moving sharpish!" Reply #80. Mar 03 10, 6:35 PM |
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