Subject: do you like limericks ?
Posted by: diade68
Date: Oct 24 12
There was a young lady named Sue
Who preferred a stiff drink to a screw. But one leads to the other,
And now she's a mother -
Let this be a lesson to you.
Posted by: diade68
Date: Oct 24 12
There was a young lady named Sue
Who preferred a stiff drink to a screw. But one leads to the other,
And now she's a mother -
Let this be a lesson to you.
28 replies. On page 1 of 2 pages. 1 2
beergirllaura 
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I must admit that limericks are fun, and I am surely not the only one, who thinks in rhyme, most of the time, and groans when the rhyme is done! Reply #1. Oct 24 12, 2:46 PM |
diade68
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you seem quick-witted, Beergirllaura. Good for you ! Reply #2. Oct 24 12, 2:59 PM |
| honeybee4
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I like them but the one's I know couldn't be repeated here. Reply #3. Oct 24 12, 3:34 PM |
| diade68
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I agree with you Honeybee4, the thing whit limericks is there has to be some sexual reference, often licentious,but this makes them so funny and laughable. Reply #4. Oct 24 12, 4:06 PM |
| beergirllaura
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A limerick can be naughty indeed, sometimes that's just what we need! But the fact is true, there are others too, that are just simply fun to read! Reply #5. Oct 24 12, 8:16 PM |
Mommakat
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Love them! How about this one? A young lady by the name of Bianca Slept while the ship was at anchor, She woke in dismay When she heard the Mate say, Lift up the Top Sheet and Spanker (Spank her) Reply #6. Oct 25 12, 5:34 AM |
| beergirllaura
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Lol! Good one, Meg! Reply #7. Oct 25 12, 8:56 AM |
bluerodeo
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There was a woman from St. Kitts Who had a bra that was giving her fits She pulled and she pushed and soon became bushed "Why I believe I need smaller,um, breasts" Reply #8. Oct 25 12, 9:05 AM |
Aussiedrongo
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I find limericks to be very educational; I would never have learnt of a place called Nantucket without them. Reply #9. Oct 27 12, 4:59 PM |
| beergirllaura
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I just thought of a limerick starring Dick. Nope, won't type it... Reply #10. Oct 27 12, 9:32 PM |
blindcat78
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I have never read one personally, but in The Cat Who series by Lillian Jackson Braun; the main character loves to make up limericks. Reply #11. Oct 28 12, 4:01 PM |
| Aussiedrongo
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You know that young man from Nantucket? He had a manure filled bucket But it started to ooze All over his shoes So he dropped the whole lot and said "fertilising the garden sure is messy." A nudist who lived in Caracas Was learning to play the maracas He shook them up high Then he shook them down low And they got tangled up in his know what I mean. Reply #12. Oct 28 12, 9:38 PM |
Chavs
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I love Spike Milligan's nonsense limericks. There's the pelican one, of course, but he has several others such as: http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/bump/ Bump Things that go 'bump' in the night Should not really give one a fright. It's the hole in each ear That lets in the fear, That, and the absence of light! Spike Milligan Reply #13. Nov 01 12, 3:39 PM |
| beergirllaura
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I have a teammate whose true name is Drew, and he is quite a bit naughty too! He has bragged of his deeds, but neglected my needs, So I might judge his bragging untrue! Reply #14. Nov 02 12, 9:15 PM |
| diade68
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I will try one myself, There was this lady badly in a hurry because a flat tire stopped her Ferrari; she posed very graphic making waves in the traffic, but the drivers had eyes for the car. Reply #15. Nov 02 12, 10:50 PM |
| Aussiedrongo
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Inside an old convent in Wigan Three nuns spoke of Father O'Higgin But said Sister Mary "You should see Father Clary My word but he sure has a big 'un." "Tis true" said young Sister Morgan "I agree with all that you're talkin' His cathedral is grand And the best in the land But he doesn't have much of an organ." Reply #16. Nov 03 12, 5:48 PM |
| Chavs
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This was my Granny's favourite. She had a v posh English accent so please imagine someone like the Queen telling it: There was a young lady from Tottenham Whose manners, well she'd forgotten 'em While at tea at the vicar's She took off her knickers Explaining she felt far too hot in 'em. (Only.. my Granny would get mixed up and start the first line about Twickenham, which usually resulted in the young lady taking off her knickers and being sick in 'em.) Reply #17. Nov 04 12, 8:31 AM |
| beergirllaura
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LOL! All excellent! Reply #18. Nov 04 12, 7:16 PM |
| paulmallon
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There once was a priest from Peoria Whose morals were somewhat inferior He did to a nun What he shouldn't have done And now she's a mother superior There was an old hermit named Dave Who kept a dead gal in his cave He said "when they're dead They give lousy, er, noggin But think of the money I save" Reply #19. Nov 08 12, 6:45 PM |
| Aussiedrongo
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A bachelor aged eighty-two Searched for a wife in Peru Though he looked far and wide He could not find a bride So he thought "s'pose a llama might do" A golfer from Niagara Falls Stood seven feet six inches tall Whilst on the back nine He injured his spine When bending to pick up his balls Reply #20. Nov 08 12, 7:19 PM |
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