redsoxfan325
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You may have heard this one before. Imagine you are in a locked cage with a hungry lion. All you have is a bit of string and a watch. How do you escape? Answer: Stop imagining. Kind of stupid, I know. ----- Here's another one. A man goes into a restaurant and orders a cup of HIJKLMNO. What did he get? Answer: Water (H-to-O = H2O) Reply #1. Jul 07 09, 11:36 AM |
tezza1551
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What cheese is made backwards ? Ans: edam ! How many animals of each kind did Moses take on to the ark ? Ans: none.. Moses never went near the ark.. it was Noah ! Reply #2. Jul 29 09, 1:01 AM |
bandgeek17
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Miss Plum has a one story house. Everything is purple.. the couch is purple, the kitchen is purple, the walls are purple, the doors are purple, everything, EVERYTHING IS PURPLE! Okay, what color are the stairs? Get it yet? If you said purple you are an idiot... there's no stairs in a one story house... Okay, try to redeem yourself now There's this pine tree in my yard. Very nice and green... Now, if the wind is blowing to the east, which way is the wind blowing the leaves? If you answered, to the east, you failed, there are no leaves on a pine tree... Reply #3. Sep 05 09, 11:29 AM |
daBomb619
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Actually, pine needles are a specialized type of leaves. Sorry to be pedantic, but it's true. Reply #4. Sep 06 09, 10:50 AM |
patrickk
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And one story houses can have stairs, they don't have to lead anywhere though. Here's one of my own: A woman gets off the bus 200m from her work on the morning. however, she gets on the bus at a bus stop only 100m away in the afternoon. Why doesn't she use the same one both times? She hates exercise and nothing on the way from the further bus stop attracts her. Reply #5. Sep 11 09, 11:01 PM |
patrickk
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The answer is that there is a hill and the woman walks down the hill to get from the bus stop to work in the morning and she walks down the hill to get to the bus stop in the afternoon. Reply #6. Sep 11 09, 11:02 PM |
Dircashede
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A man having pushed his car a long distance arrives at a large hotel. Upon arrival he finds himself to be bankrupt. Why? He was playing Monopoly! Reply #7. Sep 13 09, 8:16 AM |
asgardshill
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If you had 16 candy bars and somebody walked up and asked you for 10 of them, how many would you have left? 16. Who gives candy away to total strangers? Reply #8. Sep 14 09, 2:00 AM |
lcl610
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You are in a room with a cement floor, ceiling, and four walls. There is no window or way to escape.(if you ask how you got there, the answer is that it was built around you) all that is in the room with you is a table and a mirror. It is impossible to dig through/break any of the wall or floor or ceiling. How do you get out? Look in the mirror, see what you saw. Take the saw, cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole, climb out the whole (hole). Even though this riddle is kind of stupid and pointless it has a good message: life is what you make of it; if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Reply #9. May 18 12, 10:14 PM |
TheAnswerIs9
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A plane crashes and every single person dies, yet two people survive. How is that possible? Every SINGLE person died. The two people that lived were a couple. Reply #10. Jun 22 12, 11:42 PM |
alexis722
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Old one: Brothers and sisters I have none But that man's father is my father's son. Who am I? Ans: I am 'that man'. Reply #11. Aug 15 12, 10:19 AM |
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