Llamas and Pirates - Message Board

Here's a song for our party. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F43SSi4cv9g&feature=related

Reply #21. Oct 28 08, 8:39 PM

I'm sure that William Shakespeare de Llama would thank you too, MarchHare. He might be about, come Halloween.

These are pirates, Mouldy-Carpets, all that neutron stuff went right over their heads, past the foredeck and down to Davy Jones Locker. All that rum they drink makes it hard for them to find the wall, let alone go through it.

"It's Halloween, cried Captain Anne, "it's time for rum and grog!"
The pirates drank, then drank some more - the world became a fog.
They laid upon their beds while tales were told, and dramas;
Then their ship crashed into rocks and they were saved by llamas.

"Oh noble llamas," came the cry, "you saved us from our fate,
Come drink with us and share our food, here have a nice clean plate."
The llamas sniffed and pawed the ground, then turned and moved away.
The mountains called; the pirates' fate would come some other day.

The pirates slept and snoozed and snored the whole night through
And woke to find the llamas had left them piles of poo.
The Captain stretched, her britches she should measure,
And then she cried "Oh aaaaargh, we've lost the bloomin' treasure!"

Reply #22. Oct 28 08, 8:54 PM

ROFL! That was great! Just what we need to wake up to with a hangover! :)

Reply #23. Oct 28 08, 8:59 PM

Mouldy-Carpets

LOL lots flopsy - very good indeed :-)

Reply #24. Oct 28 08, 9:09 PM

The Pirate Queen was desolate
she had to find her treasure:

“We’ll climb the highest mountain
We’ll sail the highest wave,
We’ll rant and rail as we sail
Our treasure we must save!”

The Pirate Crew looked blearily
As their captain she did rave,
And shook their heads, went back to bed
To fight Another Day!

Reply #25. Oct 28 08, 9:23 PM

Oh you poets are talented! :)

Reply #26. Oct 28 08, 9:27 PM

Another Day Dawned quickly
The crew pulled up their socks
They all got cracking, and they sailed
Up to the Mountain tops!

They followed the pesky llamas
across the mountain side,
up and down, and all around
They Really had a Ride!

Then finally they spied their foe
Camped in their little valley
The pirates sought to quietly creep
while those llamas were asleep.

They crept on through the mountain pass
And they could espy the treasure
The box was hidden in the grass,
with a poncho for good measure.

Reply #27. Oct 28 08, 9:37 PM

Mouldy-Carpets

The treasure though, was on their mind
They would not give up easily,
The shimmering gold ran in their mind,
Like the hairstyle of Ron Weasely.

On the morn they set of fast,
To steal back the vanished Swag.
They never stopped, except but once
(to smoke a crafty fag).

Reply #28. Oct 28 08, 9:42 PM

(lol Mouldy!)

They followed the pesky llamas
across the mountain side,
up and down, and all around
They Really had a Ride!

Then finally they spied their foe
Camped in their little valley
The pirates sought to quietly creep
while those llamas were asleep.

They crept on through the mountain pass
They did espy the treasure -
The box was hidden in the grass,
with a poncho for good measure.

Reply #29. Oct 28 08, 9:59 PM

Oh woops! - what happened?

Reply #30. Oct 28 08, 10:10 PM

(sorry for confusing - I really don't know what happened!)

But the Pirates hadn’t counted on
The Llamas’ alarm system
Which started as a low pitched hum
and built until the mountains rung
with Llama Lookout Warnings!

The Pirates were discovered
With the treasure in their arms
They were really very sorry
They had set off the Alarms.

The Pirate Queen said ‘ Llamas!”
“We don’t mean you any harm
Or to disturb your leaisure.
We come to liberate our chest
Of Shiny Pirate Treasure.

We’ve room aplenty on our ship
She’ll sail right to the Moon -
Would you care to join us for a trip?
We’re leaving Very Soon.

Reply #31. Oct 28 08, 10:12 PM

Mouldy-Carpets

"The gold is ours" the first mate hissed,
"Them llama's are no killers,
They're wearing coats and stood on stilts,
they're really just Chinchillas."

"To Arms! Cried the Pirate Queen,
"let's hang Chinchillas high".
But deceived they were, all of them,
for llamas are so sly.

Reply #32. Oct 28 08, 10:26 PM

_Morpheus_

Although I don't dislike poetry that much, barf, ralph, earp. I must digress. "Walk through the door?" How uninspired mouldy(and logical) ;)
Be that as it may, I've cooked us up some mash and because it is nearly Halloween I believe monster mash is in order. So let's party! Obviously, I already have been ;b
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0thH3qnHTbI&feature=related

Reply #33. Oct 29 08, 1:02 AM

Now, that's My Favourite Version, RJ!

*waa oooo...*

Reply #34. Oct 29 08, 4:55 AM

LOL! Great poems you two!

So, where were we?

The pirates tried to hang them
But little did they know
The llama legs were really false,
And hanged, they just let go.

The pirates were soon encircled
By a shorter llama herd
The scallies tried protesting
But the llamas never heard.

They slung the pirate treasure
On paniers one by one
And then they trekked off humming
For they knew their work was done.

They hadn't known beforehand
What was in the pirate box
But now they knew the contents
Them pirates they'd outfoxed.

They'd tied the scurvy scallies
To rocks with steely thread
And anyone cutting through it
Would find themselves stone dead!

Reply #35. Oct 29 08, 6:26 AM

What? We're going to die? Nooooooo!

Reply #36. Oct 29 08, 11:36 AM

_Morpheus_

"Turn him to any cause of policy,
The Gordian Knot of it he will unloose,
Familiar as his garter" ~Shakespeare

Aye lassy, there's no need to be a cuttin' the steely threads that bind us. This here magnifying glass and some energy from the Sun and we're off to roundup those short Llamas, who look like goats.

Reply #37. Oct 29 08, 12:00 PM

The sun refused to shine that day
And so the pirates shivered
Afraid they'd met their ordained fate
The Pirate Captain quivered.

Meanwhile, the llamas trotted west
Or north or south or east
They'd left the gang an escape route
For llamas are kind beasts.

"'ere Cap'n" came a feeble call
"Don't cry or be afeared
The locks give way
If llama poo is smeared..."

Reply #38. Oct 29 08, 1:19 PM

_Morpheus_

Oh flopsy, turn the Sun back on doggone it! You ain't playing fair and square. I've a good mind to tell your mum on you ;p
Where's Jabberwok? I'm about ready to ROTFLOL. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw

Reply #39. Oct 29 08, 1:36 PM