Thank heaven for the end of the football season! Match of the the Day is a memory until August.|
Reply #3041. May 19 13, 5:03 PM
I was to attend a committee meeting today at a credit union. Unfortunately, the chair person forgot to get the key. So we had it outdoors at her home.|
Sure, is different trying to keep papers from flying away.
Reply #3042. May 19 13, 9:04 PM
After almost 200 days, I submitted my second quiz for Adventure in Authoring. :)|
Reply #3043. May 19 13, 10:57 PM
It was a dark and stormy night ....|
Okay, I gave you the beginning of the story, somebody want to come up with the rest??
Reply #3044. May 20 13, 2:30 AM
These excerpts are taken from real, Sunday morning bulletins.|
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM.
Please use the back door.
Reply #3045. May 20 13, 3:43 AM
David Beckham retired today. In my opinion he is the hottest man alive!!!!! |
Reply #3046. May 20 13, 3:46 AM
I just paid $50 for a piece of perforated paper. |
What a rip-off.
Reply #3047. May 20 13, 3:51 AM
I play in a brass band and the other day we had a concert and the conductor forgot his music! Fortunately there was a spare folder he could use.|
Reply #3048. May 20 13, 7:41 AM
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.|
Reply #3049. May 20 13, 9:38 AM
Two peanuts were walking down the street....|
one was assaulted!
Reply #3050. May 20 13, 11:53 AM
Today my Duck was chasing a chicken around the yard it was funny to watch the chicken run away from the duck |
Reply #3051. May 20 13, 1:28 PM
Today I got given a present from my wife - a new lawn mower!|
Our old hover-mower refused to hover - the new one has 4 wheels and trundles along - tomorrow or whenever the next day may be when weather is fit to tempt me out - I get to "test drive" the new machine.
Be a nice change as very little is harder work than trying to use a hover mover that won't hover.
Reply #3052. May 20 13, 2:38 PM
Not so much a message but just to say to all of you guys in the States that are suffering these tornadoes etc. Keep safe guys|
Reply #3053. May 20 13, 2:47 PM
This one time I was walking my dog. We were going to go to the beach so she could go for a swim. There happened to be a sign which told us that I was not allowed to have her on the beach, so she lifted her leg and peed on the sign. True story!|
Reply #3054. May 20 13, 8:39 PM
We had a surprise yesterday morning. When my husband opened the front door he saw a rabbit snuggled up to the house under a thick shrub. He was safely protected from the rain and wind. I guess he didn't like the weather any more than we did. :)|
Reply #3055. May 20 13, 8:57 PM
My lips are sealed. I have absolutely nothing to share with anyone. |
Reply #3056. May 20 13, 10:51 PM
23 Years ago our house was flattened by a tornado much smaller than the one in Oklahoma, and it was terrifying. All you can do now is rebuild and try to go on, our thoughts are with you. |
Reply #3057. May 21 13, 12:21 AM
It was my daughters birthday last week. I took off of work and was able to go to her track meet. It was fun to watch her run and do the high jump also.|
Reply #3058. May 21 13, 12:23 AM
I love visiting New York whenever I have the time. I live only 1 hour away by bus, so it isn't far. I usually go to the museums or central park. Sometimes I go to Madison Square Garden. When my daughters were young I took them to the circus. I have seen the circus 5 times.|
Reply #3059. May 21 13, 1:23 AM
My usual way of travelling to the office:|
1) walk two minutes to the train station
2) take the train and spend 50 minutes in it
3) take the subway, and spend 15 minutes in it
4) take a tram and spend 10-15 minutes in it
5) walk for another 10 minutes
That makes zirca 90 minutes to get from my home to the doors of the office. Cute, huh?
Reply #3060. May 21 13, 3:31 AM
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