Nhoj_too 
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Thank heaven for the end of the football season! Match of the the Day is a memory until August.
Reply #3041. May 19 13, 5:03 PM
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Emma058
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I was to attend a committee meeting today at a credit union. Unfortunately, the chair person forgot to get the key. So we had it outdoors at her home.
Sure, is different trying to keep papers from flying away.
Reply #3042. May 19 13, 9:04 PM
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| Matthew_07
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After almost 200 days, I submitted my second quiz for Adventure in Authoring. :)
Reply #3043. May 19 13, 10:57 PM
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Picard25
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It was a dark and stormy night ....
Okay, I gave you the beginning of the story, somebody want to come up with the rest??
Reply #3044. May 20 13, 2:30 AM
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caparica
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These excerpts are taken from real, Sunday morning bulletins.
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM.
Please use the back door.
Reply #3045. May 20 13, 3:43 AM
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| Possum44
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David Beckham retired today. In my opinion he is the hottest man alive!!!!!
The End.
Reply #3046. May 20 13, 3:46 AM
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Aussiedrongo
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I just paid $50 for a piece of perforated paper.
What a rip-off.
Reply #3047. May 20 13, 3:51 AM
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HCR1
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I play in a brass band and the other day we had a concert and the conductor forgot his music! Fortunately there was a spare folder he could use.
Reply #3048. May 20 13, 7:41 AM
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Plodd
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Reply #3049. May 20 13, 9:38 AM
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mrsrising524
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Two peanuts were walking down the street....
one was assaulted!
Reply #3050. May 20 13, 11:53 AM
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| george IV
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Today my Duck was chasing a chicken around the yard it was funny to watch the chicken run away from the duck
Reply #3051. May 20 13, 1:28 PM
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| C30
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Today I got given a present from my wife - a new lawn mower!
Our old hover-mower refused to hover - the new one has 4 wheels and trundles along - tomorrow or whenever the next day may be when weather is fit to tempt me out - I get to "test drive" the new machine.
Be a nice change as very little is harder work than trying to use a hover mover that won't hover.
Reply #3052. May 20 13, 2:38 PM
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zakandjake
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Not so much a message but just to say to all of you guys in the States that are suffering these tornadoes etc. Keep safe guys
Reply #3053. May 20 13, 2:47 PM
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pajamas87
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This one time I was walking my dog. We were going to go to the beach so she could go for a swim. There happened to be a sign which told us that I was not allowed to have her on the beach, so she lifted her leg and peed on the sign. True story!
Reply #3054. May 20 13, 8:39 PM
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alderleaf
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We had a surprise yesterday morning. When my husband opened the front door he saw a rabbit snuggled up to the house under a thick shrub. He was safely protected from the rain and wind. I guess he didn't like the weather any more than we did. :)
Reply #3055. May 20 13, 8:57 PM
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merrijig
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My lips are sealed. I have absolutely nothing to share with anyone.
Reply #3056. May 20 13, 10:51 PM
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| strudi74
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23 Years ago our house was flattened by a tornado much smaller than the one in Oklahoma, and it was terrifying. All you can do now is rebuild and try to go on, our thoughts are with you.
Reply #3057. May 21 13, 12:21 AM
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madasasnake
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It was my daughters birthday last week. I took off of work and was able to go to her track meet. It was fun to watch her run and do the high jump also.
Reply #3058. May 21 13, 12:23 AM
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maryjdonohoe57
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I love visiting New York whenever I have the time. I live only 1 hour away by bus, so it isn't far. I usually go to the museums or central park. Sometimes I go to Madison Square Garden. When my daughters were young I took them to the circus. I have seen the circus 5 times.
Reply #3059. May 21 13, 1:23 AM
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| pepecha79
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My usual way of travelling to the office:
1) walk two minutes to the train station
2) take the train and spend 50 minutes in it
3) take the subway, and spend 15 minutes in it
4) take a tram and spend 10-15 minutes in it
5) walk for another 10 minutes
That makes zirca 90 minutes to get from my home to the doors of the office. Cute, huh?
Reply #3060. May 21 13, 3:31 AM
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