Fun Trivia : Foxworthy, Jeff

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Foxworthy, Jeff

Jeff's album "Sold Out" was recorded at a comedy club in his hometown. What city was that?

Jeff Foxworthy: "Sold Out"


Atlanta, Georgia. He was born in Hapeville, Georgia, a suburb of Atlanta.



"I have a friend who works for 911, and he told me about this call that he got where a guy said, 'Hey dude, I need an ambulance!' And he says 'What?' He said, 'I need an ambulance! A dude just got hit by a car!' 'All right, tell me where you're at.' 'I'm down on _____ ' "

Jeff Foxworthy: "Sold Out"


Sycamore St.. "'S-I-C-K, wait, no, S-E-C, no, S-Y, I'll tell you what, I'll take the dude on down to Lee St. and y'all can come get him there, aright?'"



Jeff tells a story of how when his parents went out of town, he threw a party at his house and a cremated relative was knocked off the mantle and onto the floor, where she was vacuumed up. What relative was that?

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great aunt. "Now Mom goes over there and talks to her, gets all sentimental. I don't have the heart to tell her I had to smoke a carton of Marlboros just to get her back up there."



"Kids today have it made. 'Cause if they don't like what's on television, they've got 40, 50 channels to choose from! Remember how many channels we got when we were kids? 3. And if the President was on, your night was shot. 'The President's on! He's on every channel! We're gonna miss _____ !' "

Jeff Foxworthy: "Sold Out"


Flipper. It's way more than just 40 or 50 now.



"Men just don't care about our appearance. We don't. You never see a guy picking up his buddy at 5:30 in the morning to go fishing and say, 'Bill, you ain't gonna wear that shirt with them shoes, are you? It's ________ , for crying out loud!' "

Jeff Foxworthy: "Sold Out"


after Labor Day. Same way with me. I just wear whatever I feel like at any time of year.



"I know women will stand outside the dressing room and ask other women what they think about the clothes they just tried on. Men never do this. 'Hey Ralph, is this too seductive?' 'Oh, no, Jim, and the ________ makes your eyes dance, get it!' "

Jeff Foxworthy: "Sold Out"


green. I like green, but it's not because it brings out my eyes.



"We know better than to come out of a movie theater saying, 'She is a sexy woman!', 'cause we know later that night we'll be at home eating meatloaf, saying, 'Hon, you know this meatloaf is a little dry.' 'Well, why don't you have ________ make you a meatloaf, then?' "

Jeff Foxworthy: "Sold Out"


Sigourney Weaver. I don't think she's that attractive.



What annoys Jeff about McDonalds?

Jeff Foxworthy: "Sold Out"


at the drive-thru, you can hear everything they say except for the total. (imitating drive-thru voice) "That's 3 Big Macs, 2 large fries, 3 medium Cokes, your total is [static], please pull around!"



"Everyone has someone they hate at work. Do this to them: Go up to them next Friday afternoon right at quitting time, look them straight in the face and ask,'Are you ______ ? That's the rumor.' And then leave."

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getting fired. "They'll worry about it all weekend long." I wish I could do that to some people I used to work with.



Jeff tells the story of his life during the birth of his children. True or False: he and his wife videotaped the delivery of their first child?

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f. "Got some nice footage of the conception, but nothing on the delivery."



Jeff tells everyone that the shortest time a woman spends in the hospital after giving birth, if nothing goes wrong, is how long?

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6 hours. "It takes longer than that to make chili in the Crock Pot! That is a tough woman: 'Unnnnngh,[POP!] Whooooo! Grab the kid, Randy, I got wash to do. Let's go!'"



Jeff tells us about how your parents always try to embarrass you, especially with the way they dress. He tells a story of how he was once in the grocery store with his dad, who was wearing ______ ?

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all of these (platform-heeled Dingo boots, white flare-leg Levis that miss the floor by 10 or 12 inches, a skin-tight "Over 40 And Feelin' Foxy" T-shirt). Jeff: "Dad, people are staring at you!" Mr. Foxworthy: "Well, son, there's something about a Dingo man."



According to his theory of how single people throw the best parties, who comes out of their clothes before the night is over?

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the woman dancing by herself way too early in the evening. "It's only 7:15, Peggy's dancin' by herself, that shirt's comin' off tonight, I guarantee it!"



Jeff tells the story of how he and his wife stayed at his mom's house when he went to his brother's wedding. What strange thing happens while he is there?

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he sees his grandma naked. "I thought it was God getting even with me for all the times I tried to see women naked. God finally had enough and said, 'Hey Jeff, you want to see naked women, huh? Here's your grandma!'"



Jeff also tells the story of when he and his wife drove all the way across the United States. According to him, what is a woman's job on a long trip in the car?

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sleep and control the heat and air conditioning. "I'd try to sneak my window down, and she'd wake up and say, 'Roll that up, I'm cold!' I'm like, 'Why don't you hold a pan of muffins so we'll have something to eat when we get there?'"



"Do you ever have relatives who you see only once a year and you never talk to them? I have an Uncle Fred who the only thing I ever say to him is, 'Hey Fred, _________ ?' "

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can you move your car so we can get out. "See you next Christmas, all right. And Happy New Year, too."



"Women send their friends Thinking Of You cards. Men never do this. What would they say? 'Walt: Yesterday I saw a(n) ________ in my driveway that reminded me of your head. Thinking Of You, Ned.'"

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oil stain. "Doesn't quite hold up, does it?"



What is Jeff's favorite catalog?

Jeff Foxworthy: "Games Rednecks Play"


Victoria's Secret. "We never got anything like that when we were growing up and needed it. All we ever got was the Sears catalog. Had those old high-waisted granny panties and those bras you could measure first downs with."



What did Jeff think would become a disaster for the city of Atlanta?

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hosting the Summer Olympics. "All I could think was, the Olympics in Georgia, God, you know we're gonna screw that up. I guarantee you, when they let those doves go at the opening ceremony, there will be guys out in the parking lot with shotguns."



Jeff believes that one way in which Southerners look bad is because of fishing shows. When imitating a fishing show, he gives what piece of advice concerning beer cans on a fishing trip?

Jeff Foxworthy: "Games Rednecks Play"


fill them up with water and let them sink to the bottom. It's his way of saying that conservation is everyone's responsibility.



One of the weirdest experiences of his life is when he took several extended family members on a vacation to where?

Jeff Foxworthy: "Games Rednecks Play"


Hawaii. "I cashed in all my frequent flyer miles and took everyone in my family to Hawaii. 13 people thinking this would be the vacation of a lifetime; it ended up being 'The Clampetts Go To Maui'."



What embarrasing things happen on the family trip to Hawaii?

Jeff Foxworthy: "Games Rednecks Play"


all of these (Uncle Doug doesn't wear underwear under his hula skirt, Aunt Rose wins a peeing-for-distance contest at the hotel, Jeff's brother steals shower caps from the maid's cart). "We asked Doug about it later and he said, "When I went to put that skirt on, I noticed I had a hole in my drawr's and I didn't want to embarrass myself." "Our rooms were the ones with the underwear hanging off the rails, and the site of the only peeing-for-distance contest they ever had. Which I am ashamed to say my Aunt Rose won in the second round." "I asked my brother later, 'What are you going to do with 180 shower caps?' He said, 'Christmas presents.' And his wife got mad:'Thanks for spoiling it for everybody else!'"



Jeff has gotten mad at his oldest daughter for flushing things down the toilet. He has been led to believe that what has been flushed down there?

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all of these (combs, sunglasses, remote control). "Our oldest child's discovered the little handle on the back of the toilet and she's making more stuff disappear than David Copperfield! My wife's lost 3 combs, I've lost my good sunglasses, we're pretty sure she flushed the remote control 'cause every time we go to the bathroom, the TV comes on!"



Jeff talks about the bad experiences the Foxworthy family has had with pets. They've had everything from dogs to cats to hamsters. What annoys him about cats?

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they throw up only at nighttime. "I always thought cats were supposed to be finicky eaters; these cats we have now will eat anything. They can't keep most of it down, but they will eat anything. And do you ever notice: Cats don't throw up in the daytime. They wait 'til you get in bed, about 2 minutes before you fall asleep, you can hear 'em somewhere in the house going, [imitating cat throwing up]. 'Remind me to put my slippers on in the morning, would you?'"



Mrs. Foxworthy is worried about their ability to conceive, so the two of them go to a fertility clinic. What embarrassing thing happens to Jeff when he goes?

Jeff Foxworthy: "Games Rednecks Play"


he releases something into the cup, but it's not urine. "So I went back into the room and did what I was supposed to do. Then I waited a few minutes 'cause I didn't want to look like a circus freak when I came back out. I came out, I handed the nurse the cup, and she said, 'We don't do that here; we just needed a urine sample!' I have never been that embarrassed in my entire life. And my wife told everybody. My own mother's saying, 'Heard what you did in the cup!'"



When Jeff was in high school, what did he like to do most with his friends?

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drive around mooning people. "When I was in high school, a drive-by shooting meant someone had their rear end hanging out a car window. [crowd cheers] Got a few mooners in the crowd. Were you good? I was all-state my senior year."