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Interesting Questions, Facts and Information
- There are a total of 10 general entries.
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Interesting Questions, Facts, and Information
Hedberg, Mitch
According to Mitch's friend, who is way more intense in person? | Mitch Hedberg
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Smokey the Bear. "Mitchell, Smokey is way more intense in person"...
What is the only disease you can be yelled at for having? | Mitch Hedberg
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Alcoholism. "Alcoholism is the only disease you can be yelled at for having. Damn it Otto your an alcoholic, Damn it Otto you have lupus, one of these does not fit!"
to be associated with larger sizes. "Xylophone starts with X, zzzzylophone, I don't see it there should be a Z up front. Next time you have to spell xylophone spell it with a z, and if someone tells you it is wrong, say no it ain't. If you think its wrong then you need to get your head Z-rayed. It's like X wasn't given enough to do so they had to promise him more. Alright X you will have a co-starring role in tic-tac-toe, you will be associated with hugs and kisses, and you will mark the spot, and incidentally you will start Xylophone, are you happy now you damn X?"
What TV show with a primarily teen cast, did Mitch do a guest spot as a restaurant worker? | Mitch Hedberg
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That 70's Show?. He played a worker at The Hub, with hilarious dialogue? To Hyde: "you have to leave there is a large wedding party coming in?" 'There's no wedding party coming' "Oh did I say wedding party I meant, get out!".
What animal is the fire prevention mascot in England? | Mitch Hedberg
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frog. yep Smacky the Frog .. .so his Smokey the Bear joke wasn't as funny there.
tennis balls. "I think that Pringles originally intended to make tennis balls, but on the day the shipment of rubber was suppose to come they got potatoes instead." The Pringles container is shaped exactly the same as a tennis ball container.
When Mitch was a kid he used to lay in his twin sized bed and wonder what? | Mitch Hedberg
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where his brother was. "when I was a kid, I used to lay in bed and wonder where my brother was" get it ... twin bed ... hahaha ... he's to funny.
Mitch likes to ask his oscillating fan questions to which the answer is "No"? | Mitch Hedberg
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t. "Do you keep my hair in place ... no.
Do you keep my documents in order ... no.
Do you have three settings ... liar"
Mitch is notorious for doing what during his routine? | Mitch Hedberg
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hardly ever looking up. It almost always seems he is looking at the floor!
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