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 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' - Quotes
Paul . Paul said it to Clive after he made a cruel joke about Sandi's height. One of the only funny things Paul has ever done.
Colin Mochrie. Colin said it to Brad during "If You Know What I Mean" about back-to-school time.
| "Tourists are the ones in shorts with sandals on their feet, When I drive around, I run them over in the street! I do that for my town's own protection. I am singin' this song for the ignored section"? | "Whose Line is it Anyway?" Literally!
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Brad Sherwood. This verse came from "The Tourists and Kids at the Movie Theater Hoedown". Brad, Karen, Colin and Ryan took part in singing it. Karen's verse was, "Tourists from Japan are really the best. They're used to traveling without any rest. I look just like them, aw, what the heck, except that I don't have a great big camera on my neck!" Colin sang, "The other day, I was at a movie, the kids were all loud.
They were makin' noise and throwin' stuff, what an ugly crownd. I told them there's something and then they all cried, I ruined the movie, told them Bambi's mother died" and Ryan sang, "I hate it at the movies, when all the kids scream. I have to admit that is really not my scene. But one thing's for sure, an usher I will not call,
I just sit in front of them, I'm over six feet tall!"
| "Our director, he really is the boss, For yelling and screaming, he's never at a loss. He's the meanest guy that you will ever see. He should sprout a mustache and move to Germany"? | "Whose Line is it Anyway?" Literally!
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Ryan Stiles. This hoedown was called "The Director Hoedown" and began shortly after the game, "Title Sequence" was played because Drew asked the audience for the names of two people who would unlikely be roommates and someone shouted out, "Bill Cosby and Hitler". Just when Drew is about to start the game, the director interrupts him and although we don't hear exactly what he says, Drew makes it clear that he's upset about what the director said to him and then Drew asks the audience again for another pair of unlikely roommates and they settled with "Bill Cosby and the Insurance Salesman". Throughout the game "Scenes from a Hat", Drew and the cast made snide remarks toward this denial of a topic and when Brad make a joke about Native Americans, Drew made the snide remark, "Oh sure, you can make fun of Native Americans but NOT Hitler!"
| "I know something nice, it isn't so darn nasty, You could just be a doctor and go givin' rhinoplasty. Michael Jackson had some, it wasn't just his loss, Instead of one Michael Jackson, now there's two Diana Ross'"? | "Whose Line is it Anyway?" Literally!
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Chip Esten. Wayne started the "Plastic Surgery Hoedown" with, "Here is some news, I heard all over the place, Michael Jackson had surgery, to fix his face. He didn't think that he looked good, he started sulking, I saw him the other day, he looks just like Macaulay Culkin." Chip's verse followed then Colin's with, "The plastic surgery didn't work, I must confess. My face is now one big bad mess. Here's a little hint, if any of you go,
Make sure your doctor isn't Doctor Picasso". Ryan was last and he sang, "I wanted surgery, but my doc said no. I had to force him 'cause I had no place to go. I had to threaten him, with my big old mauser, Now I look just like, a grown-up Doogie Howser".
| "I watch game shows, I watched them all day long. I watch all of them, and they have real great theme songs. But there is something, I understand with my wife, If they had a game show in South Central L.A., it'd be called "Run For Your Life"?
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Wayne Brady. This episode featured Wayne Brady, Greg Proops, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles. Other games played were "Questions Only", "Film, TV and Theater Styles", "Scenes from a Hat", "Old Job, New Job" and "Greatest Hits".
| "I really hate my cable guy, he makes me wait all day. There is one guy that I really don't want to pay. Then one sunny day I really got my wish, I murdered my cable guy and then I got a dish"?
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Ryan Stiles. Brad Sherwood, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles were the contestants in this episode. "Weird Newscasters", "Duet", "Party Quirks" and "Scenes from a Hat" were also played.
| "Well I went on a talk show 'cause I am such a swinger. I could've gone on "Sally", but instead I went on "Springer". I never knew just what I could say, I know sometimes I can't. I came on with my transvestite gay lesbian's second aunt"?
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Chip Esten. Chip started the "Talk Shows Hoedown" with this verse, followed by Drew singing, "Well, I died recently and I went straight to hell. What happened to me, I just can't tell. All I know is every day on T.V., I was a guest of "Regis and Kathie Lee". Colin's verse was next, "I play at the stadium of baseball games. I once got censored, that's my claim to fame. It really was done by the censor named Morgan, When I told the crowd I loved to play with my organ." Ryan was last and he sang, "When I watch T.V. I like to sit in the back. My favorite show is "When Animals Attack". Once I saw this thing with a big bum, it was all hairy, then it turned around, I noticed it was Drew Carey!"
| "I wanna be a rock star, oh that I can see. I think that that would be the job for me. Rock n' Roll isn't the best music, I've found, but at least they don't have to do a stinkin' hoedown"? | "Whose Line is it Anyway?" Literally!
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Ryan Stiles. The first part of the "Rock Star Hoedown" went like this, Wayne: "If you don't like music, well you'd better stop. I love rock musicians and those kids who sing pop. Oh, you say, "I don't like that music". Yeah, that's what you think, But trust me, nobody gets more booty than that group 'Nsync." Drew: "When I became a rock star, I thought it'd be sex drugs and Rock n' Roll. I thought that all the women, would really take their toll, But now there's this fact, that really makes me loopy, Colin Mochrie, is my only groupie" and Colin: "I am a member of the world's oldest band. I've slept with every supermodel in the land. Well, I didn't get one, but that is her loss, A Rolling Stone never gets no Kate Moss."
| "I am quite unbalanced, my mind is not that steady, I once pummelled a guy with an Eveready. They took me down to jail and they arrested me, and they charged me with assault with a battery"? | "Whose Line is it Anyway?" Literally!
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Colin Mochrie. This episode featured Wayne Brady, Kathy Greenwood, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles. Other games played were, "Questions Only", "African Chant", "The Millionaire Show" and "Scenes from a Hat".
| "I am a wrestler, let me on the loose. Over the years, I've taken lots of abuse. My head has been smacked, I'd been hit in the turnbuckle, Because of all my injuries, I've lost the ability to rhyme"? | "Whose Line is it Anyway?" Literally!
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Colin Mochrie. "Weird Newscasters", "Song Styles", "Action Replay" and "Party Quirks" were played in this episode too.
| "When I go out to a store, I never like to pay. I got five-finger discount, I just take it away. I never pay for nothin', I don't pay no rent, and I never tell the truth 'cause I'm the president"?
| "Whose Line is it Anyway?" Literally!
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Greg Proops. Wayne began the "Shoplifting Hoedown" with, "When I was younger, took a field trip to the zoo. I was really mischievous, so here's what I would do." Greg then sang his verse, followed by Colin singing, "The other day, I stole something. It really was a sin.
It was a little revolve, made of gelatin. It really was a bad idea, something I should've slept on, 'cause I was arrested for carrying a congealed weapon." Ryan finished the hoedown with, "Shopping the correct way can be such a bore. I have to steal everything when I go in a store. Not to loot and take things can be really hard, but I guess I shouldn't, 'cause I am a security guard!"
Graduation. When they were asking for suggestions, one man mentions a bikini wax as a major event. Drew says no to it, explaining that he didn't ask for a major DAY event. This is episode 252 (US version 116.) This episode is one of the few in which they don't have a game in which Drew Carey appears.
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