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Who is responsible for the songs 'They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha Ha' and 'I Live In A Split Level Head'?

Napoleon XIV.

Finish the lyric to this Benny Bell song,:'I asked to come out and play baseball-I just bought a new catcher's mitt-I asked you to throw me a fastball-but you threw me a big lump of ------- -----'?

Shaving Cream & shaving cream. Dr D also sang this song in later versions.

What is the former profession of 'Pencil Neck Geek' singer Fred Blassie?

Wrestler. Classy Fred Blassie was a wrestler and manager for years.

Whose lesser known songs are 'Nature Trail to Hell', 'Mr. Frump In An Iron Lung', 'Pretty Fly For A Rabbi', and 'Amish Paradise'?

Weird Al Yankovic. He first hit it big with 'My Bologna' and 'Another One Rides The Bus', then later with Michael Jackson parodies.

'Lydia The Tattoed Lady' was sung by who?

Groucho Marx. From the movie 'At The Circus'.

What is this song refering to: 'They can't play baseball-they don't wear sweaters-they're not good dancers-they don't play drums'?

Fish Heads. By Barnes and Barnes. They are also 'never seen drinking cappucino in Italian restaurants with Oriental women'.

The plot of what movie makes up a great deal of Tom 'T-Bone' Stankus' 'Existential Blues'?

The Wizard Of Oz.

Who sings the song 'Stinky Breath'?

Dr Badbreath.

According to Mojo Nixon, who '...Is Everywhere'?

Elvis.

In the Tim Cavanaugh song, finish the line 'I want to kiss her...'?

but, she won't let me.. 'She was the kind of girl who stole men's hearts, then wrecked 'em.'