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"Second False Alarm! Won't Answer Another, Townsfolk Say!"

The Shepherd's Boy (aka The Boy Who Cried Wolf). All the boy wanted was some company...maybe to have a laugh, but liars are easily doubted even when they speak the truth (a wolf eventually did come).

"Caught Napping! Slower Runner Wins!"

The Tortoise and the Hare. The arrogant bunny took a snooze--you lose!

"Local Boy Vaults Open Flame! Unhurt!"

Jack Be Nimble. He jumped over a candlestick. To impress a girl, no doubt.

"Royal Daughter Bruised! Legume Blamed!"

The Princess and the Pea. Wanted to see if she really was a princess, stuck a vegetable in the mattress. May serve jail time for stunt!

"Siblings Escape Cannibal! Turn Tables on Her!"

Hansel and Gretel. Beware gingerbread houses in the woods! Witches prefer fat boys to candy!

"The Shoe Fits! Maid to Wed Prince!"

Cinderella. Once she's royalty will she take the "cinder" out of her name?

"Curse Broken! 'No More Lily Pads for Me', Says Prince!"

The Frog and the Princess. Sometimes kissing a frog pays off. Will their children be swimmers?

"Scandal! Tall Runaway Shacks up with Short Miners! Public Outcry!"

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. Living in sin too much for some folks.

"Disabled Rodents Attacked! Farmer's Wife Sought for Questioning!"

Three Blind Mice. Not only blind, but now with no tails either!

"Suicide or Murder? King's Staff at a Loss to Explain Tragic Fall!"

Humpty Dumpty. What was he doing up on the wall to begin with?