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Lends sand

Land's End&lands end& lands' end. Based in Dodgeville, Wisconsin.

Buttery burn

Pottery Barn. Based in San Francisco, California.

Wig story a sea grit

Victoria's Secret&Victorias Secret. Based in Columbus, Ohio. By the way, if you haven't read Billy Collins's poem about the Victoria's Secret catalogue, you MUST! Billy Collins was the 2001-2003 United States Poet Laureate.

Bad breath and bee yawn

Bed, Bath, and Beyond & Bed Bath and Beyond&Bed, Bath and Beyond. Did you ever see the Simpson's episode in which there's a gun store called Blood Bath and Beyond?

Ban nunnery pubic

Banana Republic. Based in Grove City, Ohio.

Chez cruel

J. Crew & J Crew. Based in Lynchburg, Virginia.

Crapper crumb be-in fetch

Abercrombie and Fitch. Based in Ridgely, Maryland.

Cretin borrow

Crate and Barrel. Based in Naperville, Illinois.

Tub burr wore

Tupperware. I adore Tupperware.

Wool yams Tacoma

Williams Sonoma & Williams-Sonoma. Based in San Francisco, California. Where I registered when I got married--how fun THAT was, like a pretend shopping spree!