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"Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead."

Fiona Volpe. In 'Thunderball', Fiona was shot in the back by her own men. They intended to shoot Bond while he was dancing with her but Bond spun her around and she took a bullet in the back. He then put her on a chair at the side of the dance floor.

"He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."

Kananga. From 'Live And Let Die'. Bond kills Kananga by making him swallow a pellet full of compressed air. It expands inside him and he pops!

"She always did enjoy a good squeeze."

Xenia Onatopp. From 'GoldenEye'. Xenia was dragged by a helicopter and crushed in the branches of a tree.

"Just being disarming darling."

Tee Hee. From 'Live And Let Die'. Tee Hee's false arm was stuck to the handle of the window in Bond's railway compartment. When Bond dispatched him through the window, the arm ripped off.

"He had to fly."

Hugo Drax. From 'Moonraker'. Drax was sucked through an airlock into outer space.

"He left with his tail between his legs."

Mr. Wint. From 'Diamonds Are Forever'. Mr. Wint was impersonating a waiter in Bond's suite on a cruise liner. He ended up being tipped into the sea with a bomb tied to his coat tails.

"I think he got the point."

Vargas. Another one from 'Thunderball'. Bond shot Vargas with a spear-gun.

"He met his Waterloo."

Brad Whitaker & Whitaker. From 'The Living Daylights'. Whitaker was an amateur military historian. Bond killed him in his private museum by crunching him with a bust of the Duke of Wellington.

"He got the boot."

Necros. Another one from 'The Living Daylights'. Necros was hanging off the back of a transport plane, he was holding on to Bond's boot until Bond cut the laces and sent him (and the boot) plummeting to earth.

"He's playing his golden harp."

Goldfinger. From 'Goldfinger'. Goldfinger made the mistake of firing a gun onboard his private jet. The bullet broke the window and the cabin depressurised. Goldfinger was sucked through the window.