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Identify the following Rule: "A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all."

Rule 18. No profit? No problem. I will make sure to pay you a visit. (From "Heart of Stone")

Complete Rule 57: "_____ are as rare as Latinum; treasure them."

Good customers. Once you have a good customer, do whatever you can to keep him. And under no circumstances are you share him with someone else. Treasure your best customers, always. (From "Armageddon Game")

Rule 75 states "Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of profits."

f. The correct Rule is "Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of Latinum." (From "Civil Defense")

Complete Rule 95: "Expand or ______."

die. It's very simple: To succeed as a Ferengi, you must always look to the future. Try to think ahead about your next Acquisition, or you will heve the Ferengi Commerce Authority come in and shut you down. (From the "Voyager" episode "False Profits")

Rule 31 says "Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother." Why?

You should insult something he cares about, instead. Moogies (mothers), like all Ferengi women, remain indoors at all times and they are not permitted to wear clothes. What makes you think a Ferengi would care about his mother? (From "The Siege")

Complete Rule 48: "The bigger the smile..."

the sharper the knife. Ferengi don't trust anyone, especially those shady characters who smile a lot. (From "Rules of Acquisition")

According to Rule 47, you should never trust a man who...

is wearing a better suit than your own. If you deal with someone dressed better than you, chances are that he drives a really hard bargain. Be wary! (From "Rivals")

Identify the following Rule: "Latinum lasts longer than lust."

Rule 229. Lust is a dangerous emotion. It is difficult to resist the wiles of a female. Just make sure her hands stay out of your pockets! (From "Ferengi Love Songs")

Complete Rule 34: "_____ is good for business."

war. I hope you answered that one right...

Complete Rule 35 from the episode "Destiny": "_____ is good for business."

peace. ...Because it is very easy to get these two confused. (From "Destiny")

Rule 22 states "A wise man can hear profit in the wind."

t. Look around Ferenginar and you will see that those with the greatest wealth can almost hear the latinum burning holes in pockets! (From "Rules of Acquisition")

Complete Rule 214: "Never begin a business negotiation..."

on an empty stomach. That's right. Eat. It makes your customers more pliable... (From "The Maquis, Part I")

Complete Rule 10: "Greed is _____."

eternal. Hey, no matter how much Latinum you have, there is always someone else you can fleece -- I mean, bargain with. (From "Prophet Motive")

According to Rule 94, what two things don't mix?

females and finances. Avoid doing business with females. They can get the best of you! (From "Ferengi Love Songs")

Rule 109 states "Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack."

t. No truer words have ever been spoken. (From "Rivals")

Complete Rule 168: "_____ your way to success."

whisper. In other words, do all your business as discretely as possible. In the end, everyone will become surprised at the wealth you build. (From "Treachery, Faith and the Great River")

Identify the following Rule: "You can't make a deal if you're dead."

Rule 125. Remember this rule. No matter what happens, you must stay alive to make another transaction. (From "The Siege of AR-558")

According to Rule 203, what are like razor-toothed gree worms?

new customers. This is very true. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back. (From "Little Green Men")

Complete Rule 62: "The riskier the road..."

the greater the profit. Risk isn't just part of the game; it is the game! (From "Rules of Acquisition")

Rule 139 states "Treat people in your debt like family. Exploit them."

f. No, that is Rule 111. Rule 139 says "Wives serve, brothers inherit." (From "Past Tense, Part I" and "Necessary Evil", respectively)

Complete Rule 239: "Never be afraid to..."

mislabel a product. Hey, you stand a good chance to sell something for a higher price, that is if you say it is better than it really is. (From "Body Parts")

According to Rule 21, what should you never place before profit?

friendship. Think about it for one moment: Is there profit in doing favors? (From "Rules of Acquisition")

Complete Rule 190: "Hear all..."

trust nothing. You should welcome any information about a potential customer, but don't believe it until you see it for yourself. (From "Call To Arms")

According to Rule 211, what are employees?

the rungs on the ladder of success. Indeed they are. Don't hesitate to step on them. (From "Bar Association")

Complete Rule 59: Free advice is seldom _____.

cheap. Hu-mons have a similar saying: "There is no such thing as a free lunch." (From "Rules of Acquisition")