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On the field trip to the police station, which is not one of the banana stickers on the police radio?

Banana Boy. The police radio is in the same room where Bart connects lots of loudspeakers together and creates a deafening sonic boom, destroying nearly all of Springfield.

Where does Homer send Bart to after the loudspeaker incident?

Garage. Homer doesn't send Bart to his room because it's full of toys, so he's sent to the garage where he only creates more trouble!

What's the name of the military school Bart is sent to?

Rommelwood. Bart does not like the look of it at all. However, Lisa does because she says it has everything she's every wanted, and she becomes the school's first female cadet.

When Lisa joins military school, the boys barracks become the girls barracks and the boys are forced to move in with which company?

Company L. The boys don't like Company L because they smell. This is one of the main reasons why they hate Lisa.

Before Lisa moves in, who used to be the girliest cadet?

Franklin. Director: "Now that we have a girl cadet among our ranks, we're gonna have to make some changes. First of all, Franklin, you're no longer the girliest cadet here." Franklin *like a woman*: "We'll see about that!"

How many feet is the Eliminator suspended over the thorn bushes?

40. Lisa finds crossing the Eliminator extremely difficult and needs lots of help from Bart. They even sneak out at night for Lisa to practice and she has to have a rope tied round her so that if she falls, she'd just swing in mid-air.

Who's the first person to cross the Eliminator?

Anderson. Lisa is the last one to cross it. When her hands slip half-way across, all the cadets (except Bart) shout "Drop, drop!" and to make it across, she needs encouragement from her brother.

How many forms of unarmed combat does Bart say he's trained in?

6. Bart has a lot more confidence after military school. In fact, it even scares Homer and Marge.

What does it say on Lisa's medal?

For Satisfactory Completion of the Second Grade. She earns her medal from the director of the military school.

Because they're so proud of them for completing military school, Homer and Marge take Bart and Lisa to Disneyland for real.

f. Instead, they take them to a dentist (which is their idea of a joke). Bart and Lisa get a bit annoyed.