Special Sub-Topic: The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
|On the field trip to the police station, which is not one of the banana stickers on the police radio?|
Banana Boy. The police radio is in the same room where Bart connects lots of loudspeakers together and creates a deafening sonic boom, destroying nearly all of Springfield.
|Where does Homer send Bart to after the loudspeaker incident?|
Garage. Homer doesn't send Bart to his room because it's full of toys, so he's sent to the garage where he only creates more trouble!
|What's the name of the military school Bart is sent to?|
Rommelwood. Bart does not like the look of it at all. However, Lisa does because she says it has everything she's every wanted, and she becomes the school's first female cadet.
|When Lisa joins military school, the boys barracks become the girls barracks and the boys are forced to move in with which company?|
Company L. The boys don't like Company L because they smell. This is one of the main reasons why they hate Lisa.
|Before Lisa moves in, who used to be the girliest cadet?|
Franklin. Director: "Now that we have a girl cadet among our ranks, we're gonna have to make some changes. First of all, Franklin, you're no longer the girliest cadet here."
Franklin *like a woman*: "We'll see about that!"
|How many feet is the Eliminator suspended over the thorn bushes?|
40. Lisa finds crossing the Eliminator extremely difficult and needs lots of help from Bart. They even sneak out at night for Lisa to practice and she has to have a rope tied round her so that if she falls, she'd just swing in mid-air.
|Who's the first person to cross the Eliminator?|
Anderson. Lisa is the last one to cross it. When her hands slip half-way across, all the cadets (except Bart) shout "Drop, drop!" and to make it across, she needs encouragement from her brother.
|How many forms of unarmed combat does Bart say he's trained in?|
6. Bart has a lot more confidence after military school. In fact, it even scares Homer and Marge.
|What does it say on Lisa's medal?|
For Satisfactory Completion of the Second Grade. She earns her medal from the director of the military school.
|Because they're so proud of them for completing military school, Homer and Marge take Bart and Lisa to Disneyland for real.|
f. Instead, they take them to a dentist (which is their idea of a joke). Bart and Lisa get a bit annoyed.
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