Special Sub-Topic: "The Springfield Files"
|How many beers had Homer had when he came home in a panic after seeing the alien for the very first time?|
10. "Homer, have you been drinking?" asks Marge.
|What are the chances, according to "Junior Skeptic Magazine," of another life form coming in contact with ours?|
175 million to 1. "The people who claim to see the aliens are always pathetic low-life with boring jobs."
|Who WASN'T in the alien line-up that Homer looked at?|
E.T. Kang or Kodos was there, too! (They look so alike, who can tell which one it was?)
|Finish Mulder's quote: "There are alien forces acting in ways we can't _______"|
perceive. "Are we alone in the universe? Impossible, when you consider the wonders that exist all around us..."
|On the edition of 'Eyewitness News' with that man who had been in a coma for twenty three years, who did this man want to know about?|
Sonny and Cher. He was told "she won an Oscar, and he's a Congressman." The man didn't like that, so he turned over and died!
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