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How many beers had Homer had when he came home in a panic after seeing the alien for the very first time?

10. "Homer, have you been drinking?" asks Marge.

What are the chances, according to "Junior Skeptic Magazine," of another life form coming in contact with ours?

175 million to 1. "The people who claim to see the aliens are always pathetic low-life with boring jobs."

Who WASN'T in the alien line-up that Homer looked at?

E.T. Kang or Kodos was there, too! (They look so alike, who can tell which one it was?)

Finish Mulder's quote: "There are alien forces acting in ways we can't _______"

perceive. "Are we alone in the universe? Impossible, when you consider the wonders that exist all around us..."

On the edition of 'Eyewitness News' with that man who had been in a coma for twenty three years, who did this man want to know about?

Sonny and Cher. He was told "she won an Oscar, and he's a Congressman." The man didn't like that, so he turned over and died!