The Stupid Computer User Super Quiz

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. I'm in Micrsoft Word '97 and want to write a document that includes names of hyperlinks. Logically enough, as I want to print this document I don't want these to appear as links (just like words and stuff) what do I do? Tools-Options-General-uncheck Automatic Hyperlink Formatting Format-Style-New Style-Style Type-character-Based on-normal Format-Paragraph-uncheck Hyperlink Formatting Tools-AutoCorrect-AutoFormat As You Type-Uncheck Internet and Network paths with hyperlinks

2. What does this crazy computer term mean - dot pitch? a measurement that indicates the diagonal distance between like-colored phosphor dots on a display screen an independent software for measuring the sound quality of a sound card part of the new microsoft .net framework that deals exclusively with sound files a derogatory term for all internet movie chat forums which are full of people pitching their crap movie ideas to each other.

3. Name the top dude at the Oracle Corporation (as of March 1 2003)? Andrew Harrison Eddy Larrison Larry Ellison Larry Anderson

4. If you ask the Microsoft Word '97's magical 'help' paper clip to do something useful for once and tell you 'how do I get to piccadilly from here' what options does he reply with? Turn left at the The Dog and Hatchett, continue for ten minutes and you can't miss it You're in the wrong shop squire Get the latest version of web authoring tools How to install Microsoft Mapping

5. In HTML what does the < pre > tag do? Everything you type between these tags will be displayed as it has been typed Everything between these tags will appear inside a box Everything between these tags will be tabbed in two spaces This tag does not exist in HTML

6. In Microsoft Excel '97, if I hit CTRL+B in a cell before typing in it, the resultant type would be bold. True False

7. On a French keyboard, where would you find the A? Where the Q is on a QWERTY keyboard Under your Baguette Where the A is on a QWERTY keyboard Where the S is on a QWERTY keyboard

8. What does SAN stand for? Storage Area Network Save All Network Signal Array Network Sell Arch Network

9. Name the largest European software company (as of March 2003) SAP Veritas Oracle SQL

10. According to official EU trade figures, name the European country that produces the most computer software. Ireland Germany England France