Monty Python-Focus on Eric

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. Which of the following does Eric not say? "Nudge, nudge" "Say no more!" He says them all "Wink, wink"

2. What confused Michael about the butcher? He had no stuffing. He was first rude, then polite, then rude again. He shrunk the audience He tried to teach him ediquite.

3. "We don't have David Niven". What do we have? A nude lady His fridge Watney's red barrel The menu of international cuisine

4. What are we going to look at today on "The Money Program"? "Holiday snaps" "Money" "I'll bet she does" "This amazing and expanding universe"

5. "Crucifiction?" "No, freedom." "I'm brian." "They said I hadn't done anything so I could go live on an island." "Pilot's pet." "I want to be a woman."

6. "There is something going on!" "No pointed sticks?" "A man we are very fond of." "I want you all to call me 'Loretta' ". "Lemming of the BDA."

7. "I've been told Dinsdale nailed your head to the floor." "Look at these shoes." "I was attacked by a bat" "That's my name. Smokestoomuch" "Never. He was a smashing bloke. Used to mail his mother flowers and that. He was like a brother to me."

8. "And the first question is for you, Carl Marx." "What was the name of the song?" "Are you nervous?" "Who won the cup final?" "'The Hammers' is the nickname of what football team?"

9. "Always look on the bright side of life." "I'm your new vicar" "Food's too greasy" "Give a whistle and this will make things work out for the best." "Revolving at 900 miles an hour"

10. "I was attacked by a bat." "Campbells cream of mushroom soup." "They over did it on the first day." "A cat?" "No, a bat." "What's the sense of being carted around on busses?"