Stupid Homer Simpson Quotes

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1. Homer tries to help Bart write a letter: ‘Dear Baby. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population – You.’ Who is this letter intended for? Elizabeth Hoover Sherri & Terri Samantha Stanky Edna Krabappel

2. ‘The only danger is if they send us to that planet of the apes – wait a minute. Statue of Liberty... that was our planet! Damn you fools, damn you all to hell! You blew it up!’ Who did Homer say this to? Journalists Troy McClure Barney Fellow astronauts

3. ‘Being abusive to your family is one thing. But I will not stand idly by and watch you feed a hungry dog!’ Homer says this to Bart after Bart fed Santa’s Little Helper which food? Pork chop Flower Cookie Meatloaf

4. At a backyard barbecue, Homer gets up and announces, ‘If I could just say a few words... I’d be a better public speaker.’ Who laughs after this quote? Apu and Manjula Bart Nelson and Dr. Hibbert Everyone

5. Homer meets someone new in Costington’s, a clothing store, and is asked out to lunch. The other man says ‘You like Thai?’ to which Homer replies, ‘Tie good. You like shirt?’ What is Homer’s name in this episode? Max Power Jay Simpson Homer Simpson Poochie

6. ‘A ___ is not a weapon, Marge. It’s a tool. Like a butcher’s knife, a harpoon, or... an alligator. You just have to have one.’ What is the word missing in this quote? chainsaw machete gun hammer

7. ‘And I gave that man directions. Even though I didn’t know the way. ‘Coz that’s the kind of guy I am this week.’ Homer tells this story while he is where? Moe's At home Krusty Burger drive-thru Nuclear Power Plant

8. ‘All week, my lifelong dream was to be like ______. And now it’s over. I guess I’ll just give up my hopes and dreams and settle for being a decent husband and father.’ Whose name goes in the blank? Thomas Edison Alexander Graham Bell Elisha Gray Gugliemo Marconi

9. ‘People will think what I tell them to think when you tell me what to tell them to think.’ Homer is asking Lisa for advice while working as a what? Nuclear safety technician Food critic Inventor Security guard

10. ‘I learnt two things. I lost creative control... and I forgot to ask for any money.’ Homer says this after working at which job? Sanitation Commissioner Kwik-E-Mart Barney's Bowl-A-Rama Poochie