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"Love your Python? So do I... (Not for the faint-hearted or easily offended.)"

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1. Who is contesting the North Minehead By-Election?
    Mr Hilter
    Edmund Wilson
    Edward Heath
    Carol Cleveland


2. Which of the following is not engaged in a life-and-death struggle?
    Mr Ford and the City Gent
    Two bull limpets on a rock
    An ant and a wolf
    Heinz Sielmann and Peter Scott (later joined by an enraged Jacques Costeau)


3. 'You can still hear Beethoven, but Beethoven...'
    Answer: (Three words)


4. Whom does the returning officer not mention in 'Election Night Special'?
    Kevin Phillips Bong (Slightly Silly Party)
    Tarquin Fin-Tin ... Busstop F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuit Barrel (Silly Party)
    John Walter ... Raw Vegetable... Don't Sleep in the Subway... Smith (Silly Party)
    Johann Gambolputty de von Auschfern ... von Haupkopf of Ulm (Musical party)


5. Who exploded?
    R.S. Gumby
    Karl Marx
    Anne Elk
    Mrs Niggerbaiter


6. Which of the following would not happen to Dinsdale Pirhana when he felt that Spiny Norman was in the vicinity?
    His nose would swell up
    He would become very, very violent
    His teeth would move about
    He'd put a paper bag over his head


7. A sporting question: which face of which London street would you be likely to climb?
    The west face of the King's Road
    The east face of Oxford Street
    The north face of the Uxbridge Road
    The south face of Piccadilly


8. Who wins the Summarise Proust Competition?
    Harry Bagot (last year's semi-finalist from Luton)
    The Bolton Choral Society (all-England finalists from Bingley)
    Ronald Rutherford (from Leicester)
    The girl with the biggest tits


9. Is argument...
    (They never resolve it)
    The automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says
    Just contradiction
    An intellectual process


10. 'I've got ninety thousand ____ in my pyjamas. I've got forty thousand ____ in my fridge. I've got lots of lovely ____ now the _____ getting dearer and my ____ would buy the Brooklyn Bridge.'
    bucks; dollars; yen; pula's; pesetas
    pounds; French francs; lire; deutschmark's; dollar bills
    lire; pesetas; shekels; franc is; banker's bonds
    yen; rands; lire; sterling's; Irish punts


11. Whom does Pontius Pilate eventually decide to set free?
    Roger
    Nobody
    Rodney
    Brian


12. What is the only thing worse than playing squash together?
    Playing it by yourself
    A dose of the clap
    A stream of bat's piss
    Not being talked about


13. Most of this song from 'Meaning of Life' is far too rude to include in this quiz, but here's a hint: it ends with the phrase 'ehhhh, thank you very much.'
    Not the Noel Coward Song
    Elvis - He's Never Coming Back. Get Used To It
    The Willy Song
    The Galaxy Song


14. One of Thomas Hardy's novels was never published. What word does it begin with?
    Dolores
    But
    It
    The definite article


15. Which radio station exploded?
    Radio One
    Radio Four
    Radio Two
    Radio Luxemburg


16. What d'you call that thing what runs the same backwards as forwards?
    A pun?
    A palindrome?
    A parrot?
    A petshop?


17. What, as far as we know, doesn't happen at Camelot?
    Push the pram a lot
    Clark Gable impersonations
    Spanking
    Footwork impeccable


18. Your cat is suffering from what we vets...
    are susceptible to ourselves: spam-rash
    call whooping cough
    haven't found a name for
    really like to see on a Wednesday


19. What does everyone want to ask Arthur Jackson about instead of 'my bloody music'?
    His third shed
    His nickname, 'Two Sheds'
    Sir Edward Ross
    His bloody anorak


20. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of _____, don't come crying to me!
    Passion fruit
    Bananas
    Loganberries
    Assorted fresh fruit


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