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15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit
Who is contesting the North Minehead By-Election?
Which of the following is not engaged in a life-and-death struggle?
Mr Ford and the City Gent
Two bull limpets on a rock
An ant and a wolf
Heinz Sielmann and Peter Scott (later joined by an enraged Jacques Costeau)
'You can still hear Beethoven, but Beethoven...'
Whom does the returning officer not mention in 'Election Night Special'?
Kevin Phillips Bong (Slightly Silly Party)
Tarquin Fin-Tin ... Busstop F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuit Barrel (Silly Party)
John Walter ... Raw Vegetable... Don't Sleep in the Subway... Smith (Silly Party)
Johann Gambolputty de von Auschfern ... von Haupkopf of Ulm (Musical party)
Which of the following would not happen to Dinsdale Pirhana when he felt that Spiny Norman was in the vicinity?
His nose would swell up
He would become very, very violent
His teeth would move about
He'd put a paper bag over his head
A sporting question: which face of which London street would you be likely to climb?
The west face of the King's Road
The east face of Oxford Street
The north face of the Uxbridge Road
The south face of Piccadilly
Who wins the Summarise Proust Competition?
Harry Bagot (last year's semi-finalist from Luton)
The Bolton Choral Society (all-England finalists from Bingley)
Ronald Rutherford (from Leicester)
The girl with the biggest tits
(They never resolve it)
The automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says
An intellectual process
'I've got ninety thousand ____ in my pyjamas. I've got forty thousand ____ in my fridge. I've got lots of lovely ____ now the _____ getting dearer and my ____ would buy the Brooklyn Bridge.'
bucks; dollars; yen; pula's; pesetas
pounds; French francs; lire; deutschmark's; dollar bills
lire; pesetas; shekels; franc is; banker's bonds
yen; rands; lire; sterling's; Irish punts
Whom does Pontius Pilate eventually decide to set free?
What is the only thing worse than playing squash together?
Playing it by yourself
A dose of the clap
A stream of bat's piss
Not being talked about
Most of this song from 'Meaning of Life' is far too rude to include in this quiz, but here's a hint: it ends with the phrase 'ehhhh, thank you very much.'
Not the Noel Coward Song
Elvis - He's Never Coming Back. Get Used To It
The Willy Song
The Galaxy Song
One of Thomas Hardy's novels was never published. What word does it begin with?
The definite article
Which radio station exploded?
What d'you call that thing what runs the same backwards as forwards?
What, as far as we know, doesn't happen at Camelot?
Push the pram a lot
Clark Gable impersonations
Your cat is suffering from what we vets...
are susceptible to ourselves: spam-rash
call whooping cough
haven't found a name for
really like to see on a Wednesday
What does everyone want to ask Arthur Jackson about instead of 'my bloody music'?
His third shed
His nickname, 'Two Sheds'
Sir Edward Ross
His bloody anorak
When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of _____, don't come crying to me!
Assorted fresh fruit
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