Fletch Rules

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. Why was Fletch wearing his Magic jersey? It's the only one he owns Kareem was in the wash He was going to see Doug Henning It brings him luck

2. What did Fletch call Internist Dr. Joesph Dolan? Dr. Jellyfinger Dr. Rosen Dr. Rosenpenis Woefully underqualified

3. How did 'Hop-along-Cassidy' kill himself? Answer: (Three Words)

4. Who was in the picture with the Chief of Police that Fletch punched and broke? Tommy Lasorda Larry Bird Billy Martin Alan Stanwyk

5. What did Fletch say to get the doberman off of his car? 'Polly wanna cracker!' 'Your breath is terrible, go rinse!' 'I'll call my lawyer on you!' 'Look, defenseless babies!'

6. What names did Fletch say when told he was sitting next to a 'Cavanaugh' on the plane? 'Sally Ann?' 'Arnold or Oscar?' 'Morris or Pierre?' 'Kurt or Ralph'

7. What type of car did Fletch say is ex-wife's lawyer drove? He drives a hard bargain Beamer Oldsmobuick A fine German auto

8. What did Fletch order for lunch at the club (on the Underhill's of course)? A glass of hot fat, and the head of Alfredo Garcia A bloody mary and a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich Some jellybeans and a Tab - warm Lobster tail and 3 portions of caviar

9. Fill in the blank: '...on behalf of our very own, Fred ___ ____ Dorfman!' Answer: (Two Words)

10. What album did Fletch ask for after passing out in the records room at the hospital? Beatles 'White' album Any Zepplin Saturday Night Fever Nugent, Ted Nugent