Zappa Characters

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. Who "messes up" Joe's mind? Father Riley Sy Borg Mary Lucille

2. About what did Dinah-Moe Humm bet her sister? That she could prove men were scum That she could satisfy any man That no man could satisfy her All of these

3. What despicable character had the catch-phrase "Where's my waitress"? Disco Boy Willie the Pimp Lonesome Cowboy Burt Bobby Brown

4. Who tries to convince Madge that "it's not merely physical"? A Hippy Kenny Harry Ronnie

5. Who was... um, physically altered by a woman named Freddie? Thing-Fish Bobby Brown Dancin' Fool Andy

6. Who complains of a "man in a suit with a bow-tie neck" who wants to "buy a grunt with a third party check"? Thing-Fish Willie the Pimp A Pony Debra Kadabra

7. Which of these is the best description of Ms. Pinky? A man with a very odd fetish A groupie A blow-up doll A singer

8. Don't be too disappointed that you can't touch this person's hair. He may be gracious enough to let you kiss his comb. Dancin' Fool Joe Potato-Headed Bobby Disco Boy

9. Whose name do girls write all over the restroom of the Whiskey A-Go-Go? The Man From Utopia Bobby Brown Bwana Dik Freddie

10. What was the name of the Valley Girl according to the liner notes of "Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch"? Andrea Wilson Ondrya Wilson Andrea Wolfson Ondrya Wolfson