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Dear Diary,
Last night, I had a nightmare that potato chips stopped being made. It was absolutely horrible. I'm scarred for life, now. Must go eat potato chips for comfort.
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Dear Diary,
Diary, do ever get sick of repetition? I hope not, because the truth is that I say the same thing in you every day. I mean, I know it's the one thing I focus on day and night, but maybe, do you think, I should write something else? Well, here it comes: I LOVE SASUKE!
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Dear Splendid Diary,
Today I saved a poor baby squirrel that had fallen out of a tree. It was so adorable that I just couldn't leave it lying there, even though it made me an hour late for training. Diary, do you think that there's anything wrong with bowl cuts? I think they're really splendid, but everybody makes fun of me for it! Do you think my hair is the reason that Sakura-chan won't love me? Hmmmm...
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Dear Diary,
One step closer to my goal. I mastered a hard jutsu today, maybe one that will help me kill my brother. That is the only reason that I live.
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Dear Diary,
Why won't anyone accept that I'm a boy? They all say, "No way you're a boy, not with that hair and that dress. You're definately a girl." I'M A BOY! Zabuza is the only one who will accept that, while I would make a really lovely girl, I'm. A. GUY!
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Dear Diary,
...Why do I write in this thing? It's totally pointless. It's pointless like...like carrying sand around in a gourd. I mean, sure, I use the sand, but...a vegetable? Maybe I should get a backpack.
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Dear Diary,
Bark bark! Pantpantpantpantpant....I sure wish I was a dog...it would be so much more fun than being a human. Being able to sleep all day, and chase your own tail, and not having to worry about anything...yeah, that would be great. Too bad I'm a human...
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Dear Diary,
I just figured out today that my name means fish cake. Wow that's really dumb; I mean why would anybody's name be fish cake? Anyway if my name was a food you'd think it would be ramen you know cause I love ramen so much. Haha, I'm really funny I should have my own T.V. show.
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Dear Diary,
It's too much of a bother to write in this thing. I have nothing to write about anyway. What a drag.
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Dear Diary,
It's such a pain being able to remove your spine and kick people's butts with it. I mean, what's the point, really? A kunai would suffice, thank you very much. It's just creepy.
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