Confessions Part Three

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. In addition to trying out his lover's chapstick, what else did the singer experiment with? Her tweezers Her makeup Her nosehair trimmer Her clothes

2. The diamond ring is fake. True False

3. Which family pet was the unfortunate victim when the singer had too much to drink? The parrot The dog The fish The cat

4. Complete the lyric: "Oh and sometimes in private, I really like to dress up as ________ __________ and spank myself with a hockey stick." Answer: (Two Words, child star)

5. What did the singer remove using his lover's toothbrush? Sink rust Dried snot The ring around the toilet bowl Bathroom grout

6. The singer has a good relationship with his boss. True False

7. How long has the singer gone without changing his underwear? 14 days 27 days 7 days 37 days

8. The singer confuses his lover's name. What is his first guess? Polly Bridget Debbie Amy

9. What happened to the buttered toast? The singer burnt it very badly The singer dropped it on the floor and then ate it anyway The singer dropped it on the floor and then gave it to his lover anyway The singer dropped it on the floor and made the dog eat it

10. Does the dress make the singer's lover look fat? Yes No