House-isms

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. "Poison" - "You put the Queen on your money. _________." You're all idiots You're British That proves my point That shows you're either British or want to be

2. "Autopsy" - "Is it still illegal to perform ___________?" an autopsy without parent's consent an autopsy on a dead person an autopsy on a living person an autopsy on a person under twenty

3. "House vs. God" - "You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, ________." you're very religious you're mad you're psychotic you're lucky

4. "Damned If You Do" - "Candy canes? Are you _____?" mocking me making fun of me patronizing me trying to depress me

5. "Acceptance" - "You know how people say you can't live without love? Well, _________." oxygen's even more important blood's just as important a liver is just as important a heart is just as important

6. "Sex Kills" - "If you really cared about me, ___________." you'd find me a better corpse you'd help get Cuddy off my case you'd prescribe me the damn Vicodin you'd roll over and die

7. "Need to Know" - "Ultrasound her uterus this time. See if there's something growing in there _____________." that doesn't look adorable in a onesie that she won't want to make play dates for that could kill her that might kill our lying lady

8. "Euphoria Part 2" - "Ooh, level three. You should call _______." Sherlock Holmes James Bond Jack Bauer Austin Powers

9. "Act Your Age" - "Bees or monkeys, yes. ___________." Psychopaths, no Sociopaths, no Idiots, no Nine year old kids, no

10. "Half Wit" - "Did you come for my feelings? Because ________." I'd rather you just kill me now I'm over my quota of 'sickening sentimentality' for today It's a well known fact that I don't have any I left them in my other pants