First Lines The Smiths Songs

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1. Sweetness, sweetness - I was only joking - When I said, I'd like to smash every tooth in your head - Oh, sweetness, sweetness - I was only joking - When I said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed. 'The Queen Is Dead' 'The Boy With The Thorn In His Side' 'Vicar In A Tutu' 'Bigmouth Strikes Again'

2. Park the car at the side of the road - You should know - Time's tide will smother you - And I will too - When you laugh about people who feel so very lonely - Their only desire is to die - Well I'm afraid. 'Bigmouth Strikes Again' 'That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore' 'Is It Really So Strange'? 'Panic'

3. I am the son - And the heir - Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar - I am the son - And the heir - Of nothing in particular. 'Frankly, Mr. Shankly'' 'Never Had No One Ever' 'How Soon Is Now'? 'There Is A Light That Never Goes Out''

4. From the ice-age to the dole-age - There is but one concern - I have just discovered. 'Cemetry Gates' 'Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others' 'Shakespeare's Sister' 'There Is A Light That Never Goes Out'

5. I'd like to drop my trousers to the world - I am a man of means - Of slender means - Each household appliance - Is like a new science in my town - And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion - I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump. 'Nowhere Fast' 'That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore' 'Shoplifters Of The World Unite' 'Rubber Ring'

6. Take me out tonight - Where there's music and there's people - Who are young and alive - Driving in your car - I never never want to go home - Because I haven't got one - Anymore. 'Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others' 'There Is A Light That Never Goes Out' 'London' 'Asleep'

7. I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour. 'You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby' 'Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now' 'Side' 'Unloveable'

8. All men have secrets and here is mine - So let it be known - We have been through hell and high tide - I can surely rely on you - And yet you start to recoil - Heavy words are so lightly thrown - But still I'd leap in front of a flying bullet for you. 'What Difference Does It Make'? 'Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want' 'The Night Has Opened My Eyes' 'William, It Was Really Nothing'

9. Good times for a change - See the luck I've had - Can make a good man - Turn bad. 'Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want' 'These Things Take Time' 'What Difference Does It Make'? 'This Charming Man'

10. The rain falls hard on a humdrum town - This town has dragged you down - Oh, the rain falls hard on a humdrum town - This town has dragged you down - Oh, no, and everybody's got to live their life. 'Hand In Glove' 'How Soon Is Now'? 'William, It Was Really Nothing' 'Handsome Devil'

11. Punctured bicycle - On a hillside desolate - Will nature make a man of me yet? 'Accept Yourself' 'Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now' 'This Charming Man' 'You've Got Everything Now'

12. At the record company meeting - On their hands - A dead star - And oh, the plans they weave - And oh, the sickening greed. 'Back To The Old House' 'Paint A Vulgar Picture' 'Reel Around The Fountain' 'Girl Afraid'

13. Learn to love me - Assemble the ways - Now today, tomorrow and always - My only weakness is a list of crime - My only weakness is... - Well, never mind, never mind. 'Miserable Lie' 'Shoplifters Of The World Unite' 'The Hand That Rocks Me' 'Hand In Glove'

14. Shyness is nice - And shyness can stop you - From doing all the things in life - You'd like to. 'I Don't Owe Anything' 'Pretty Girls Make Graves' 'Suffer Little Children' 'Ask'

15. If you're wondering why - All the love that you long for eludes you - And people are rude and cruel to you - I'll tell you why - I'll tell you why - I'll tell you why. 'You've Got Everything Now' 'You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby' 'A Rush And A Push And The Land Is Ours' 'I Started Something I Couldn't Finish'