Conspiracy Theories According to "NewsRadio's" Joe

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. According to Joe, the donation of which organ has been stymied due to a likely conspiracy? Kidney Gallbladder Pancreas Liver

2. According to Joe, where is the government hiding alien bodies? The Pentagon Area 51 Area 52 Area 50

3. According to Joe, which institution is "a spawning ground for the mind slaves of the secret ruling elite?" Harvard The Ohio State University Stanford The Girl Scouts of America

4. According to Joe, what, unlike duct tape, is not waterproof? Steel Glass Plastic Water

5. According to Joe, technology, no matter how far it advances, is just a bunch of wires connected to other wires. True False

6. According to Joe, who should not be allowed to use technology? Women Aliens Matthew Mindless drones

7. According to Joe, all federal judges belong to an obscure sect of what? Mormons Podiatrists Environmentalists Freemasons

8. According to Joe, how might Johnny Johnson have gotten enough money to buy Lisa Miller a ring? sales of his memiors freelance photography amateur boxing legendary hobo gold

9. According to Joe, taking something off of the internet is like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool? True False

10. Throughout the series, it is never completely established whether or not Joe actually went to college until the final season, where he finally admits to going to college and explains that his degree path was in what challenging major? Electrical Engineering Interior Design Nuclear Physics Applied Mathematics