Fancy A Quotation Challenge?

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1. Who said,'Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs'? Peter Falk Alfred Hitchcock Stephen King John Carpenter

2. Who said,'We're gonna sell you this seat, but you're only going to use the edge of it'? Quentin Tarantino Steven Spielberg Martin Scorsese Clive Barker

3. Who said,'Some of my best leading men have been horses and dogs'? Dame Judi Dench Dame Elizabeth Taylor Dame Edith Evans Dame Julie Andrews

4. Who said,'The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo'? Desmond Morris David Attenborough Rolf Harris Richard Attenborough

5. Who said,'There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded'? Germaine Greer Mae West Diana,Princess of Wales Zsa Zsa Gabor

6. Who said,'I always say, keep a diary and some day it'll keep you'? Mae West Anne Frank Marilyn Monroe Samuel Pepys

7. Who said, 'There are three things that my brother Chico is always on; a phone, a horse or a broad'? Karl Marx Harpo Marx Groucho Marx Zeppo Marx

8. Who said,'A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it'? Donald Trump Woody Allen Bob Hope John Paul Getty

9. Who said,'I guess a film in which I didn't end up in bed, in the sea, or in a hot tub, would have the same appeal as a Clint Eastwood movie in which nobody got shot'? Marilyn Monroe Raquel Welch Bo Derek Joan Collins

10. Who said,on bisexuality,'It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night'? Woody Allen George Burns Liberace Boy George

11. Who said,'In Westerns you were permitted to kiss your horse but never your girl'? Roy Rogers Tom Mix Gary Cooper John Wayne

12. Who said,'The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it'? Doris Day Gypsy Rose Lee Billy Connolly John Lennon

13. Who said,'When the light goes on in the refrigerator, I do twenty minutes'? Jerry Lewis Paul Daniels Tommy Cooper Micheal Crawford

14. Who said,'Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession.I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first'? Mae West George Bush Ronald Reagan Hilliary Clinton

15. Which English writer wrote; 'The art of biography is different from geography.Geography is about maps but biography is about chaps'? William Wordsworth Rudyard Kipling John Betjeman Edmund Clerihew Bentley

16. Who said,'They love me in Japan.But unfortunately I don't want their love.I want their money'? Clive James Hugh Grant Rolf Harris Paul Hogan

17. Who wrote, 'Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence'? Germaine Greer King Vidor Jilly Cooper Jackie Collins

18. Who said,'I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true'? Joan Collins Grace Kelly Katharine Hepburn Lauren Bacall

19. Who said,'Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee'? Billy Connolly David Frost Mark Twain Jasper Carrott

20. Who said,'A woman is like a teabag - only in hot water do you realize how strong she is'? Barbara Bush Germaine Greer Margaret Thatcher Nancy Reagan

21. Who said of 'The Spice Girls','The good thing about them is that you can look at them with the sound turned down'? George Harrison Richard Branson Liam Gallagher Chris Evans

22. Who said,'Either he's dead, or my watch has stopped'? Bob Hope Groucho Marx George Burns Woody Allen

23. Who said,'Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them'? Margaret Mitchell Vivien Leigh Lauren Bacall Jane Fonda

24. Who said,'If this is dying, then I don't think much of it'? Arthur Miller William Rogers Lytton Strachey E.E. Cummings

25. Which famous advertising slogan did Maurice Drake coin the phrase? Drinka Pinta Milka Day Beanz Meanz Heinz Go to work on an egg Full of Eastern promise