Crazy Quotes

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1. Who said 'How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world given my waist and shirt size?'? Jerry Seinfeld Alfred Hitchcock Danny De Vito Woody Allen

2. Who said 'Where there are humans you'll find flies, and Buddhas'? Nietsche Tennessee Williams Dorothy Parker Issa

3. Who said 'I leave. You stay. Two autumns'? Simone de Beauvoir Baudelaire Buson Victor Hugo

4. Who said 'In the end, everything is a gag'? Jerry Lewis Charlie Chaplin Lou Costello Eddie Murphy

5. Who said 'If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it'? Rudolf Nureyev Nijinsky Isadora Duncan Anna Pavlova

6. Who said 'If man had created man he would be ashamed of his performance'? Martin Luther King Abraham Lincoln Queen Victoria Mark Twain

7. Who said 'It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God'? Jesus of Nazareth Mahatma Ghandi Billy Graham Mohammed

8. Who said 'Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible'? Isaac Newton Socrates Leonardo da Vinci Lord Kelvin

9. Who said 'One should either be a work of art or wear a work of art'? Jackson Pollock Naomi Campbell Oscar Wilde Coco Chanel

10. Who said 'Mr. Duffy lived a short distance from his body'? Stephen King Charles Dickens Colin Wilson James Joyce

11. Who said 'Language is a tailor's shop where nothing fits'? Lao Tzu Rumi Mark Twain Homer

12. Who said 'We must not judge God from this world. It's just a study that didn't come off. It's only a master who could make such a blunder'? Auguste Rodin Pablo Picasso Vincent Van Gogh Leonardo da Vinci

13. Who said 'I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens'? Tristan Tzara Nietsche Albert Camus Woody Allen

14. Who said this to Albert Einstein, 'You are not thinking. You are merely being logical'? Nietsche Leo Tolstoy Carl Jung Niels Bohr

15. Who said 'My favourite piece of music is the one we hear all the time if we are quiet'? J.S.Bach Elton John Andrew Lloyd Webber John Cage

16. Who said 'Those who know don't talk. Those who talk don't know'? Gautama Buddha Lao Tzu Confucius Chuang Tzu

17. Who said 'God has no religion'? George Harrison Jesus of Nazareth Martin Luther King Mahatma Ghandi

18. Who said 'All 'isms' should be 'wasms''? Woody Allen John Lennon Abbie Hoffman Yoko Ono

19. Who said 'There was a young lady named Bright, whose speed was much faster than light. She went out one day, in a relative way, and returned the previous night'? Paul Davies Anonymous Joseph Campbell Niels Bohr

20. Who said 'Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it'? Jane Wagner Carl Jung R.D.Laing Sigmund Freud