Crazy Quotes

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1. Who said 'How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world given my waist and shirt size?'? Woody Allen Danny De Vito Jerry Seinfeld Alfred Hitchcock

2. Who said 'Where there are humans you'll find flies, and Buddhas'? Nietsche Tennessee Williams Dorothy Parker Issa

3. Who said 'I leave. You stay. Two autumns'? Simone de Beauvoir Baudelaire Buson Victor Hugo

4. Who said 'In the end, everything is a gag'? Charlie Chaplin Lou Costello Jerry Lewis Eddie Murphy

5. Who said 'If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it'? Isadora Duncan Anna Pavlova Nijinsky Rudolf Nureyev

6. Who said 'If man had created man he would be ashamed of his performance'? Martin Luther King Abraham Lincoln Queen Victoria Mark Twain

7. Who said 'It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God'? Mohammed Billy Graham Jesus of Nazareth Mahatma Ghandi

8. Who said 'Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible'? Isaac Newton Lord Kelvin Leonardo da Vinci Socrates

9. Who said 'One should either be a work of art or wear a work of art'? Jackson Pollock Naomi Campbell Oscar Wilde Coco Chanel

10. Who said 'Mr. Duffy lived a short distance from his body'? Stephen King James Joyce Colin Wilson Charles Dickens

11. Who said 'Language is a tailor's shop where nothing fits'? Homer Lao Tzu Rumi Mark Twain

12. Who said 'We must not judge God from this world. It's just a study that didn't come off. It's only a master who could make such a blunder'? Pablo Picasso Auguste Rodin Leonardo da Vinci Vincent Van Gogh

13. Who said 'I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens'? Woody Allen Albert Camus Tristan Tzara Nietsche

14. Who said this to Albert Einstein, 'You are not thinking. You are merely being logical'? Nietsche Niels Bohr Carl Jung Leo Tolstoy

15. Who said 'My favourite piece of music is the one we hear all the time if we are quiet'? J.S.Bach John Cage Andrew Lloyd Webber Elton John

16. Who said 'Those who know don't talk. Those who talk don't know'? Chuang Tzu Gautama Buddha Lao Tzu Confucius

17. Who said 'God has no religion'? Jesus of Nazareth George Harrison Mahatma Ghandi Martin Luther King

18. Who said 'All 'isms' should be 'wasms''? Woody Allen John Lennon Abbie Hoffman Yoko Ono

19. Who said 'There was a young lady named Bright, whose speed was much faster than light. She went out one day, in a relative way, and returned the previous night'? Paul Davies Anonymous Joseph Campbell Niels Bohr

20. Who said 'Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it'? Jane Wagner Carl Jung R.D.Laing Sigmund Freud