Weird Al Yankovic" 'Albuquerque'

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1. In the beginning of the song, Al lived in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from where? Jerry's Bait Shop Skip's Ice Cream Parlor Wal-Mart Floyd's Barber Shop

2. How does Al end up getting to Albuquerque? He jumps on a train He hitch-hikes there He wins a contest He steals a bus

3. Al took his lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark what to Albuquerque with him? Snorkel Velvet Pants Beach Ball Baseball

4. What was the in-flight movie on the way to Albuquerque? Biodome Feivel Goes West Star Wars The Brady Bunch Movie

5. Al was not happy because the stewardess ran out of what on the plane? Sprite and Gummi Bears Coke and Salted Peanuts Dr. Pepper and Salted Peanuts Dr. Pepper and Potato Chips

6. The towels at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn are 'Oh so ______!' Comfy Poofy Fluffy Soft

7. What does the air in Albuquerque smell like? Coffee French Fries Bug Spray Warm root beer

8. Anyone on the streets of Albuquerque will gladly shave your back for what? A nickel A dollar A dime A quarter

9. The guy who stole Al's snorkel had how many nostrils? Two None Three One

10. Al decided to get some donuts in Albuquerque. What did he end up getting instead? A box of one dozen rabid rodents A box of one dozen starving crazed weasels A box of one dozen snails A box of smelly socks

11. In Albuquerque, Al fell in love with a woman named Zelda. What did Al say her hair was the color of? Strained Peaches Runny Mashed Potatoes Burnt Meatloaf Steamed Carrots

12. What did Al and Zelda name their children? Marty and Nathaniel Nathaniel and Al Junior Nathaniel and Super Fly Al Junior and Super Fly

13. After Al and Zelda broke up, Al got a part-time job working where? McDonald's Steak n Shake Good Burger The Sizzler

14. What was Marty's nickname after Al cut off his arms and legs with a chainsaw? He didn't have a nickname Torso Man Torso Boy Quadriplegic Man

15. The point of the entire song is that Al REALLY hates what? Brussels Sprouts Spinach Sauerkraut Lima Beans