Woody Allen Quotes

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1. 'I'm just worried because I never had a relationship with a woman that lasted as long as the one between Hitler and Eva Braun.' Love and Death Annie Hall Manhattan Play it Again Sam

2. 'It's a year since we last had sex, a year on April 20th. I remember the date because it was Hitler's birthday.' Crimes and Misdemeanours. August Annie Hall Radio Days

3. 'Here he is, direct from the Wailing Wall.' Deconstructing Harry Bullets Over Broadway Mighty Aphrodite Sweet and Low Down

4. 'I can't enjoy something unless everyone enjoys it. If there's some guy starving somewhere it puts a crimp in my evening.' Manhatten Stardust Memories Interiors Annie Hall

5. 'Idea for a farce: a poor loser covers the story of a great man and in doing so learns true values.' A fantastic performance in which film? Husbands and Wives Radio Days Mighty Aphrodite Crimes and Misdemeanours

6. 'Oh, I don't know which ex-husband! The one with the mustache!' Bullets Over Broadway Radio Days Mighty Aphrodite Celebrity

7. 'Why didn't I see it coming? Me, who had the foresight to buy Polaroid at eight and a half?' Love and Death Play it Again Sam Zelig Take The Money and Run

8. 'How do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can-opener works.' Hannah and her Sisters Stardust Memories Crimes and Misdemeanours Bullets Over Broadway

9. 'I live in the real world. You live in the kingdom of heaven.' Hannah and her Sisters Zelig Love and Death Crimes and Misdemeanours

10. 'You're so beautiful I can hardly keep my eyes on the meter.' Radio Days Manhattan Hannah and her Sisters Annie Hall