A Christmas Story

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. Ralphie Parker and his family lived on what street? Main Street Cleveland Street Seasame Street State Street

2. Early in the movie, Ralph's dad was griping about the fact that the Chicago White Sox traded this baseball player? Jonesy Frank Thomas Sparky Bullfrog

3. Who did the Sox receive in the transaction? One-Legged McGrew Four-Eyed Schottenhauffen Blind Willie Jenkins David Wells

4. What was the name of the Lone Ranger's nephew's horse? Victor Louis Edgar Mister Ed

5. In the newspaper, Ralphie's dad mentions that some clod-hopper down in Griffin, Indiana did what? Swallowed a yo-yo Couldn't put his arms down Got his tongue stuck on a flagpole Won a leg lamp

6. What department store was traditionally the 'high-water mark' of the holiday season? Wal-Mart Circus World K-Mart Higbees

7. Ralphie wanted a Red Rider B.B. Gun. Where did he tell his mom that Flick saw some grizzly bears? At the Zoo Wal-Mart Polaski's Candy Store The Army-Navy Surplus Shop

8. Trying to 're-build the dike', Ralphie says he wanted this toy instead of a B.B. gun. What toy? A zeppelin A football A pink bunny Suit Tinker Toys

9. What was Ralphie's favorite radio program? The Shadow Little Orphan Annie The Green Hornet Amos and Andy

10. What did Flick say he was going to get his dad for Christmas? A handkerchief with a monogram that reads, 'Let's Boogie.' A money clip The old squirting flower gag A clothespin fashioned in the shape of Harry S. Truman

11. At first, Ralphie's dad thought that his major award might be this? Hot pants A new furnace Marilyn Monroe's evil twin sister Ruby The deed to a bowling alley

12. What was the last name of Ralphie's grade school teacher? Bunny Lebowski Taylor Shields Tuffs

13. According to Ralphie, what was his 'personal preference' when it came to tasting soap? Palmolive Lux Lifebuoy Dial

14. After gathering the 'sad remains' of his broken major award, Ralphie's dad could only muster these few words? My broken gam! It could only happen to me! O no! Not a finger!

15. And finally... Name the imaginary villian who headed a gang of robbers who were pestering the Parker clan? Answer: (A color and a name. Do you really need a hint?)