Bizarre Products

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. 'Sinkems' are brightly colored paper cutouts of boats, ducks, etc. What are they for? Scattering in the pool for parties Writing notes Toilet training little boys Light them on fire and they explode

2. Which of these bizarre products was featured in a Skymall (airline) catalog in 2003? Earwax remover Electric tongue cleaner Permanent deodorant. Mole eraser

3. What is the 'Mayfair Majesty', a product sold by Bemis? A device that will read romance novels out loud A velvet painting of the Pilgrims A king-sized toilet seat A genuine mink toaster cover

4. A popular holiday gift in Europe is a small man made from marzipan--almond paste. What is bizarre about this man? He has no nose He is nude He has a coin inserted in his rear end He wears a really big hat made of sugar

5. Stupid.com is a great repository of bizarre products. One of these is a large piece of fudge in a real baby diaper. What is this delectable treat called? Diaperlicious Sweetie-Poo Chocka Ca-Ca Babycakes

6. Another fine product from stupid.com is a small label gun. What is is designed to print messages on? Dollar bills Toilet paper Bubble gum Hotel Bibles

7. Pet supply catalogs offer a plethora of pitiful products. Which of the following is real? Mailman-scented chew toys Acrylic hairball holders Dog ear cement Cat T-shirts with the logo 'Addicted to Catnip'

8. A popular product at the Archie McPhee online emporium of weird stuff is an action figure- of whom? OJ Simpson Bill Clinton Socks the Cat Jesus

9. A popular item on both the stupid.com and Archie McPhee websites is a culinary tool. What is it? A telescoping fork that can be up to 2 feet long An electric potato peeler A solar egg cooker A device to detect spoiled milk

10. The granddaddy of all bizarre products! Which avian ornament is required for the bizarre lawn? A rubber duck A pink flamingo A plastic robin A nodding woodpecker