'Simpsons' Chronology Part 3

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1. Episode 51: 'Bart the Lover'. What three words does Homer say will explain everything, when Bart wants his made up pen pal, Woodrow, to break up with Mrs. Krabappel? Answer: (Three Words)

2. Episode 52: 'Homer at the Bat'. Which great player does Homer replace to win the big baseball match for Springfield against Shelbyville? Jose Canseco Steve Sax Ken Griffey Jr. Daryl Strawberry

3. Episode 53: 'Separate Vocations'. What is Bart's future vocation, according to the career test he takes? Policeman Bum Judge Criminal

4. Episode 54: 'Dog of Death'. The family has to make a few sacrifices to pay for Santa's Little Helper's operation. What alternative does he suggest for him giving up beer? That the family gives up food That Maggie gives up diapers That Bart and Lisa give up college That the family become travelling acrobats

5. Episode 55: 'Colonel Homer'. What is the first name of the cocktail waitress that Homer discovers and launches a singing career for? Answer: (One Word)

6. Episode 56: 'Black Widower'. Selma marries Sideshow Bob, who tries to kill her whilst she watches what on TV? 'Matlock' 'McGarnacle' 'Planet of the Apes' 'MacGyver'

7. Episode 57: 'The Otto Show'. Whose concert at the start of the episode sparks a huge riot? Rolling Stones Spinal Tap Metallica Oasis

8. Episode 58: 'Bart's Friend Falls in Love'. Mrs. Krabappel shows Bart's class a sex education video entitled 'Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to _____'? bunny love you know what the birds and the bees things adults do

9. Episode 59: 'Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes'. At the Baby Expo, what does the sign at the entrance read? 'No baby, no entry' 'Human babies only' 'Babies admitted free' 'No triplets'

10. Episode 60: 'Kamp Krusty'. Bart forges his straight-D report card so he can go to Kamp Krusty. What does he change them into? A+ B C B+

11. Episode 61: 'A Streetcar Named Marge'. Who plays the character Mitch in the Springfield production of 'A Streetcar named Desire'? Lionel Hutz Otto Troy McClure Ned Flanders

12. Episode 62: 'Homer the Heretic'. How does Homer describe God, after dreaming he talked to Him? A class act Perfect teeth All of these Nice smell

13. Episode 63: 'Lisa the Beauty Queen'. Who wins the beauty contest originally? Janie Lisa Simpson Amber Dempsey Jessica Lovejoy

14. Episode 64: 'Treehouse of Horror III'. When Homer is informed that he has killed the zombie Flanders, what does he respond? 'Way to go, Homer J!' 'He was a zombie?' 'Mmmmm....zombie' 'D'oh!'

15. Episode 65: 'Itchy and Scratchy: the Movie'. Who crashes the family car into the Springfield State Penitentiary? Answer: (first name only is ok, it's a Simpson!)

16. Episode 66: 'Marge Gets a Job'. Who wrestles the wolf to save Bart when he is attacked at school? Tom Jones Principal Skinner Willie Homer

17. Episode 67: 'New Kid on the Block'. Bart falls in love with the new babysitter, Laura, but she gets a boyfriend. Who? Nelson Jimbo Milhouse Lyle

18. Episode 68: 'Mr. Plow'. Barney's rival plowing company is named what? 'Plow Guy' 'Plow wow' 'Mr Plow-better' 'Plow King'

19. Episode 69: 'Lisa's First Word'. What was Lisa's first word? 'Daddy' 'Homer' 'Bart' 'Mommy'

20. Episode 70: 'Homer's Triple Bypass'. Homer and Marge can't afford the $40,000 operation, but how much does Dr. Nick perform it for? $4,000 $129.95 Free $59.95

21. Episode 71: 'Marge vs the Monorail'. What name did Homer give to the large possum living in the monorial? Answer: (One Word)

22. Episode 72: 'Selma's Choice'. Where does Selma take Lisa and Bart, when Homer gets too sick from eating an old, mouldy sandwich? Duff Gardens Disney World Duff World Duff Land

23. Episode 73: 'Brother From the Same Planet'. What reason does Homer give for wanting to adopt a little brother? Emptiness Malice Revenge Hatred

24. Episode 74: 'I Love Lisa'. What does the warning on the 'Krusty Home Pregnancy Test' say? 'May cause birth defects' 'For more accurate results, see your doctor' 'Not an actual pregancy test' 'Only 20 per cent accurate'

25. Episode 75: 'Duffless'. Homer gives up beer for a month. What does he initally say he is giving up for a month to try and trick Marge? Answer: (it rhymes with beer)