Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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1. She turned me into a... Newt! Horsefly! Donkey! Cabbage!

2. The Knights who said Ni were particularly interested in these. artichokes Spanish inquisitions polar bears shrubberies

3. This relic was used to destroy the killer bunny. The Papal Pen of Death The Holy Hand Grenade The Spiritual Spike The Dagger of Divinity

4. Arthur's Sword: Eraser Excelcius Excalibur Eradicator

5. 'You don't frighten us, English pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called 'Arthur King,' you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.' What was the nationality of the taunter? English Polish Spanish French

6. 'Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic __________ ' Answer: (One Word)

7. 'On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.' Spoken by who? Lancelot Sir Robin Prince Herbert Arthur

8. Name the son of the man who said 'When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Son, the strongest castle in all of England.' Prince Herbert Johnny Boy Prince Brian Laddy Lad

9. How old is Dennis? 37 39 47 29

10. Who lost both his arms and both his legs in a sword fight? The Knight who Said Ni! The Black Knight Arthur Lancelot