1. "I am an old woman, named after my mother. My old man is another ..." one like me child of the universe lover of dreams child that's grown old

2. "He said he would have taken the other road, but he didn't think...." the lake was that deep we'd like the scenery we'd get there that way he'd remember the way

3. She "read romance magazines up in her room, felt just like Sunday on Saturday afternoon", and he "envisioned the details of romantic scenes, after midnight in the quiet of the barracks latrines". Who are they? Me and Loretta Donald and Lydia John and Linda James Lewis and his mother

4. "I just stepped down from the airplane When I heard her say...." turn right around,bud, and come back home gimme a hug, bad boy welcome to the future wacka wacka nooka likka

5. "Traded in a milking cow, for a ... " wedding ring Singer sewing machine bag of dreams box of visions

6. This song takes the form of questions to a famous advice column, syndicated in many newspapers. Answer: (Two Words ( it's one of the twins))

7. "It's a half an inch of water and you think you're gonna drown". What song are these words from? Living in the Future Pretty Good That's the Way that the World Goes Round I Just Wanna be with You

8. "Woke up this morning, put on my slippers, walked in the kitchen and ..." saw you died missed you made coffee

9. "Chased a rainbow down a one-way street - dead end. And all my friends turned out to be ..." gone with the wind insurance salesmen no friends at all in my head

10. "You can gaze out the window, get mad and get madder, throw your hands in the air, say "What does it matter?" but it don't do no good ..." to get angry, so help me I know you'll only get sadder you're helpless, whatever you do so let go, and open your soul

11. "Sam Stone came home to his wife and family after ..." serving his ten years without parole spending the evening in the bar working his shift down in the mine serving in the conflict overseas

12. "Don't you know her when you see her? She grew up ..." while you were gone then grew old in Guam in your back yard

13. "It was Christmas in prison and the food was real good, we had turkey and ..." all but it tasted like wood pistols carved out of wood ham and cookies and pies cranberry sauce

14. "You know that old trees just grow stronger, and old rivers grow wilder everyday. Old people just grow ..." smaller ornery lonesome older

15. "Where the air smelled like ..." smoke green leaves and blue water skunks, been playing with chainsaws snakes we'd shoot with our pistols