"Smile! Say Fletch"

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. Fletch was in Chief Karlin's office and was being interrogated by the police chief. He was asked what his occupation was. What did Fletch tell Chief Karlin? That he was a newspaper reporter. That he was Freddie. That he was Frieda's boss. That he was a shepherd.

2. What did Fletch tell Alan Stanwyk when he was asked if he owned a pair of rubber gloves? He had to get out of the prophylactic business. Only when he wore his "Little Bo Peep" outfit. He aspired to one day. He had a lease with an option to buy.

3. "Not since breakfast!" What was Fletch talking about when he uttered this quote? A cake for Fred "The Dorf" Dorfman Larry's body A suit that Alan Stanwyk wore to the beach A dead man's spleen

4. Fletch was held up at gunpoint at Sally Ann Cavanaugh's house by an unknown guy. What was Fletch's response after being told that the landlord had hired him to "watch out for the place?" "I need to leave for my urinalysis." "A manure truck jack-knifed on the Santa Ana." "I commend him on his choice." "There is no need to discuss business on the lania."

5. When getting an exam by Dr. Jellyfinger, Fletch uses an alias called "Mr. Babar." Fletch is asked how many B's are in Babar. What does Fletch tell him? "Two: B-A-B-A-R." "One: B-A-B-A-R." "Three: 3 B's." "None... it is a trick question."

6. Fletch: "You know, I ran into Alan this morning and do you know what I can't figure out?" Gail: "Alan's in Utah" What is Fletch's next line? "That petterass Hannerhan tricked me again." "Oh, Utah! It is between Colorado and Nevada! I've seen pictures." "I can't figure out what I was doing in Utah this morning." "Alan is such a heel."

7. What was the last promise that Fletch made to his boss, Frank, before Frank relented and let him buy a ticket to go to Utah? He wanted Fat Sam and Gummy to be put into the witness protection program. He was going to buy him some new deodorant. He was going to check out his story on off track betting in the Himalayas. He would give Frank a refresher course as it is all ball bearings nowadays.

8. What was the response by Fletch, on his tape recorder, when a girl on the tape asked him if he was recording them together? "It's not our wedding. It's ok." "No...never, never." "What are you talking about?" "The camera only focuses on me."

9. Where did Fletch say that Fred "The Dorf" Dorfman's wife had just come back from, attempting to praise her to a confused crowd? Trembling Hills The plastic surgeon, as the nose was coming back into shape Isolation in Alcatraz 6 weeks with syphilis and she was not ashamed to admit it

10. What did Fletch tell Marvin and Thelma in Provo (three names he enjoys) when he was asked to see the photo album? "Of course! She's a button." "No thanks, I'm trying to quit." "I am always in the mood to see a bigamist." "The lemonade has gotten to my head. Can I lie down?"