1. Cinderella's father summons her new stepsisters who are named what? Laverne and Shirley Brunhilde and Grunhilde Janet and LaToya Mary-Kate and Ashley

2. In "Sleeping Beauty," the princess escapes the clutches of the Evil Sorceress by hurling truths at her. Which of the following does NOT happen to the Evil Sorceress as a result of the assault of truth? "My credit cards! They're melting... melting!" Her perm gives out and her hair turns to a frizzy mess Her diet fails her and she gets fat Her face lift lets go

3. In "Rumpelstilskin," how did Sam Shovel learn the name of the mysterious stranger who lay claim to the leading lady's firstborn? He calls the Spinners' Guild and asks for a list of members who can spin straw into gold The same as in the fairy tale -- he overhears Rumpelstilskin dancing around and singing his own name Shovel saw it on Rumpelstilskin's vanity license plate He tricks Rumpelstilskin into signing for a package

4. In "Aladin," how does the ginii deal with the hoard of guards about to descend on Ziggy and Roy? He turns them into white tigers He turns them into garden slugs He turns them into adoring teenage groupies He sends them to the North Pole

5. Only one human ever appears on the show. Who is he? The Censor Santa Claus Roger Cohen, Network Executive The Ti-Di-Bowl Man

6. In "The Princess and the Pea," the queen picks a bride for the prince, then insists _____. on singing at the wedding that they go pick out china patterns that the wedding take place at dawn that they all go bowling

7. When Cinderella steps into the concert hall, her stepmother and stepsisters notice what? ... she smells like Pine Sol ... nothing about her. They're fixated on Gordo. ... her glass slippers ... she looks just like ... TERI GARR!

8. In "Sleeping Beauty," the Evil Sorceress places a curse on the prince that he will die of a paper cut. Which is not one of the decrees the king makes to protect his son? Books, magazines, and newspapers are banned. Royal subjects are to watch TV instead. The prince is to stay in the castle, away from the Evil Sorceress, who is "a bad influence!" All greeting cards and utility bills are to be printed on Canadian bacon. Stenographers are to knit dictation.

9. How can Gordo identify his true love in "Cinderella?" The glass slipper will fit only her tiny foot. Her blue suede shoe will fit only her huge foot. She's wearing his high school ring. She can shatter a glass slipper with her voice

10. Which is not one of the things Cinderella's stepsisters and stepmother tell her to do while they're off trying to marry Gordo? Sweep the chimney. Finish up that radiation research in the basement. Chop the firewood. Do the laundry.