1. "I’m more practical. I’m going to bed." Who said this? Ben Joe Hoss Adam

2. Whom did Adam say this about? "Couldn't keep a dollar if it was tied to him." Joe Sheriff Coffee Hoss Jock in "The Tax Collector"

3. In “The Last Hunt” what was Hoss referring to when he asked, “Joe, did you put this here?” blanket boot arrow knife

4. Fill in the blank. Joe: "Holy _______, the windowpane!" Moly Toledo Mackerel Cow

5. Fill in the blank. Trager: "That Little Joe's _______ than he looks." Meaner Dumber Smarter Sneakier

6. Fill in the blank: "When you buy the dog, you get the ______ too." cat fleas bark bite

7. Fill in the blank. Joe: “D-don't you remember you told me to get a whole mess of ______ for dinner?" Answer: (one word)

8. Fill in the blank. Candy: "Oh, about ________ very bad men hit me in the head and took that black away from me." Fifteen Thirty-five Twenty-five Forty-five

9. Fill in the blank: “Just loosen up, now, Mr. Hoss—you're stiffer than a __________—ALL of you.” Hard-shell deacon Rail in a fence Corpse in a funeral Windowpane

10. Fill in the blank. Ben: “If a man's a good man, I don't care if he's red, white, blue, or _______!” yellow green pink purple

11. Who said in “Blood Tie”: “Forget what I ever said about following orders”? Ben Sheriff Coffee Adam Deputy Clem

12. Joe: "He really is a fine figure of a man, isn't he, Hoss?" Hoss: "He sure is. He's just rugged enough to keep from bein' pretty!" Whom are they talking about? Candy Ben Adam Deputy Clem

13. In which of these episodes does Hop Sing say: “I quit!”? The Saga of Annie O’Toole Feet of Clay The Fear Merchants A Pink Cloud Comes from Old Cathay

14. Who is the “she” a man is talking about when he laughingly says: “One word from him and she does as she pleases”? The white stallion in “The Gift” A distant relative, tomboy Samantha “Old Sheba,” the pachyderm “The Woman of Fire,” Margarita

15. Ben: "You think she's the most beautiful, most wonderful woman on earth." Joe: "I *know* she is." Ben: "Well, you're wrong. __________________." Anyone who divides my household is ugly. My three wives were. Your mother was. She's ugly compared to your mother.