Tales of Two Terrys

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1. Abernathy (Brooks): Abernathy, the Soft Coated Wheaton Terrier, provided what service to Ben Holliday? Court scribe Cook Court jester Bodyguard

2. Bennet, Miles (Brooks): Miles Bennet, close friend of Ben Holiday, engaged in what necessary but unsavory occupation? garbage man assassin spy lawyer

3. Carrot Ironfoundersson (Pratchett): At the time of the story, what is the occupation of this six foot, six inch dwarf? king splatter (like a bouncer, but uses more force) miner Captain of the Watch

4. Death (Pratchett): Which of the following jobs has Death NOT held? cook executioner farmhand legionnaire

5. Edgewood Dirk (Brooks): In "The Black Unicorn," Ben Holiday received help from one Edgewood Dirk. What sort of fairy creature was Dirk? a kobold a sprite a prism cat a unicorn

6. Fillip (Brooks): This disheveled and malodorous G'home Gnome did NOT engage in which of the following occupations? thief spy scavenger embezzler

7. Garlick, Magrat (Pratchett): Like Fillip, Magrat wore many hats, although hers were a good deal more respectable. Which role did she never play? fairy godmother witch opera singer queen

8. Holiday, Ben (Brooks): After he moved to Landover, what did former lawyer Ben Holiday become? peasant wizard king court scribe

9. Mr. Ixolite (Pratchett): One of the members of the Fresh Start Club, Mr. Ixolite suffered because of his rather paradoxical identity. What was he? a female wizard a shy bogeyman a male banshee an off-key Valkyrie

10. Johnny Maxwell (Pratchett): Johnny Maxwell - savior of mankind, advocate of the dead, and traveler in time - receives little recognition for his many accomplishments. This may be because they know only of his more ordinary occupation. What is it? (note: Johnny is not a Discworld character). student newspaper reporter grocery clerk Walmart greeter

11. Kews, Horace (Brooks): Built like Ichabod Crane, this shameless huckster undergoes a number of occupational transformations. In which profession does he never engage? religious promoter lawyer wizard best-selling author

12. Lu Tze (Pratchett): The pupil of Mrs. Cosmopolite, Lu Tze could be very dangerous to those who forgot rule 1: "Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man." What was his occupation? Banker Emperor Warrior Sweeper

13. Meeks (Brooks): In Landover Meeks was an evil wizard but on earth his job title was more pedestrian. What most nearly describes his position on earth? Department store salesman accountant lawyer banker

14. Nobby (Pratchett): Nobby carried a certificate testifying to his membership in the human race to satisfy the many doubters he encountered. A former soldier, who specialised in relieving dead comrades of their now unnecessary worldly goods, what civilian occupation did Nobby find? Corporal in the City Watch newspaper reporter lawyer auditor

15. Otto (Pratchett): This character has an occupation where the fact that bright light turns him to dust is a serious handicap. What does he do for a living? Spotlight repairman Practices law Photography Fashion model

16. Parsnip (Brooks): Simian in features, with mouths filled with razor sharp teeth, two Kobolds find employment with Ben Holiday. Bunion is a body guard. What is Parsnip's less likely title? Court Jester Court chef Court Attorney Court Scribe

17. Questor Thews (Brooks): He's a scarecrow in patch-quilt robes. What is his title? Court Scribe Court Wizard Court Attorney Court Jester

18. Rincewind (Pratchett): There would be no "Discworld" series without this remarkable character. What does his hat proclaim his occupation to be? sorcerer wizard Wizzard magician

19. Susan (Pratchett): Susan has inherited a number of unique qualities from her grandfather, Death. She can see things as they really are, can step outside of time and tends to disappear when you are talking to her if you are not concentrating. Which job has she not held? Death Auditor Governess Teacher

20. Teppic (Pratchett): Before becoming the God and King of a small river kingdom Teppic is certified in what guild? Thieves Assassins Wizards Seamstresses

21. "You Bastard" (Pratchett): (OK, so it's "YOU" and not "U") You Bastard is a camel with time on his hands, er... hooves. When he is not doing his day job as a beast of burden what is his occupation? Philosopher Mathematician Physicist Psychologist

22. Lord Vetinari (Pratchett): The ruler of Ankh-Morpork, he subscribes to the one man - one vote philosophy: he's the Man and he has the Vote. What is his job title? King Patrician Emperor Archon

23. Willow (Brooks): She's beautiful and she loves Ben Holiday...but she's green. When love triumphs in the end, what becomes Willow's occupation? Court wizard Court attorney Queen Court scribe

24. Xeno (Pratchett): If one shoots an arrow at a moving tortoise will the arrow ever catch up? Xeno said no. What must his occupation be? Mathematician Fantasy author Theologian Philosopher

25. Ysabel (Pratchet): Ysabel is the mother of Susan, wife of Mort and daughter of death. Only after Mort marries her does she become employed and then probably not gainfully. What was her ultimate occupation? Duchess Attorney Queen Seamstress