Fletch Rules

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. Why was Fletch wearing his Magic jersey? Kareem was in the wash He was going to see Doug Henning It's the only one he owns It brings him luck

2. What did Fletch call Internist Dr. Joesph Dolan? Dr. Rosenpenis Woefully underqualified Dr. Rosen Dr. Jellyfinger

3. How did 'Hop-along-Cassidy' kill himself? Answer: (Three Words)

4. Who was in the picture with the Chief of Police that Fletch punched and broke? Tommy Lasorda Larry Bird Billy Martin Alan Stanwyk

5. What did Fletch say to get the doberman off of his car? 'Look, defenseless babies!' 'I'll call my lawyer on you!' 'Polly wanna cracker!' 'Your breath is terrible, go rinse!'

6. What names did Fletch say when told he was sitting next to a 'Cavanaugh' on the plane? 'Arnold or Oscar?' 'Sally Ann?' 'Kurt or Ralph' 'Morris or Pierre?'

7. What type of car did Fletch say is ex-wife's lawyer drove? Beamer He drives a hard bargain A fine German auto Oldsmobuick

8. What did Fletch order for lunch at the club (on the Underhill's of course)? A glass of hot fat, and the head of Alfredo Garcia A bloody mary and a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich Some jellybeans and a Tab - warm Lobster tail and 3 portions of caviar

9. Fill in the blank: '...on behalf of our very own, Fred ___ ____ Dorfman!' Answer: (Two Words)

10. What album did Fletch ask for after passing out in the records room at the hospital? Beatles 'White' album Any Zepplin Saturday Night Fever Nugent, Ted Nugent