The Inimitable Billy Connolly

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1. Where did Billy state he always wanted to go to, to see what the army does with those wee red knives? Sweden Switzerland Scotland South Africa

2. Billy once said that, before you judge a man, "walk a ____ in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a ____ away and you've got his shoes!" Answer: ( One Word ... four letters)

3. About which city did Billy say that the great thing about it is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards! Edinburgh Glasgow London Belfast

4. Another Billy classic was when he said: "who discovered we could get milk from ____ , and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?" goats cows sheep horses

5. Billy said of Scottish-Americans: "they'll tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a _________!" Answer: ( One Word ... nine letters, plural)

6. One of Billy's better know quips is: "Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a _______ repair kit!" Answer: ( One Word ... seven letters)

7. When given a very prestigious award, Billy said, "I'm now a Doctor of _______, most of them F's and B's!" Words Literature Numbers Letters

8. Which country was Billy talking about when he said: "There are two seasons, June and Winter."? Answer: ( One Word ... eight letters)

9. Finish Billy's prose: "Oh wellies they are wonderful, oh wellies they are swell. 'Cause they keep out the water and they keep in the _____! " smell fell celt gel

10. An honest man, Billy once said: "It's taken me years to realise that success in someone else doesn't mean _______ in me!" Answer: (One Word - Seven Letters)