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The Inimitable Billy Connolly
"The 'Big Yin' as he's known is undoubtedly a funny bugger! The following quiz is just for a laugh, with some of Billy's more infamous quotes including biographical info along with the answers."
15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit
Where did Billy state he always wanted to go to, to see what the army does with those wee red knives?
Billy once said that, before you judge a man, "walk a ____ in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a ____ away and you've got his shoes!"
( One Word ... four letters)
About which city did Billy say that the great thing about it is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards!
Another Billy classic was when he said: "who discovered we could get milk from ____ , and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"
Billy said of Scottish-Americans: "they'll tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a _________!"
( One Word ... nine letters, plural)
One of Billy's better know quips is: "Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a _______ repair kit!"
( One Word ... seven letters)
When given a very prestigious award, Billy said, "I'm now a Doctor of _______, most of them F's and B's!"
Which country was Billy talking about when he said: "There are two seasons, June and Winter."?
( One Word ... eight letters)
Finish Billy's prose: "Oh wellies they are wonderful, oh wellies they are swell. 'Cause they keep out the water and they keep in the _____! "
An honest man, Billy once said: "It's taken me years to realise that success in someone else doesn't mean _______ in me!"
(One Word - Seven Letters)
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Compiled Jun 28 12