1. What did the Englishman say when Bob Dylan jumped into a cab, then ran out the other door? I would not feel so all alone. I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more. I wouldn't do it for all the farms in Cuba! Fab!

2. According to a lyric in a Bob Dylan song, why don't the pumps work? 'cause the vandals took the handles. an earthquake left nothing but a pair of old shoes. the jokerman's half asleep with a dog licking his face. people carried signs around saying, "ban the bums".

3. According to the song by Bob Dylan, for what purpose do you not need a weatherman? He destroyed a bomb factory, nobody was glad. To blow in the wind. To know which way the wind blows. To win friends and influence his uncle.

4. According to the song by Bob Dylan, the funniest thing was when he asked the Captain what his name was and why he didn't drive a truck. What did the Captain say? He bent down to tie the laces on his shoe. He wanted hot chili peppers in the blistering sun. You'd better spit out your gum. His name was Columbus.

5. According to the song by Bob Dylan, what does he really love you for? You tried to make a man into a mouse. Knowing how to breathe. Your brand new leopardskin pillbox hat. Standing naked in front of the president of the United States.

6. According to the song, what happened when Bob Dylan picked up the phone? The ax just fell. This foot came through the line. He inherited a million bucks. The kitchen exploded in boiling fat.

7. According to the song by Bob Dylan the judge asked Joey "What time is it?" Joey said, "Five to ten." What did the judge then say? That's exactly what you get. One more cup of coffee. The hanging judge is sober. Everybody must get stoned.

8. According to the song, what did the farmer throw at the doctor's head? Jugglers and clowns A Panama Hat Barry Goldwater's daughter A Reader's Digest

9. Complete the lyric by Bob Dylan, "The sun's not yellow..." It's chicken. Glamorous nymph with an arrow and bow. Everybody's gonna want a dose. I was so much older then. I'm younger than that now.

10. According to the song, where might Bob Dylan be without freedom of speech? Cuba. In the swamp. La Dolce Vita. 4th street.