1. What was the only good thing about kindergarten? They let you take a nap in the middle of the day It teaches you how to say goodbye to your parents without crying They would give you a snack before lunchtime It got out at noon instead of 3:00 like the big kids

2. What did the teacher give them for a snack? A graham cracker A Baby Ruth A Hershey bar A cookie

3. When Bill graduated to the first grade he got his own desk. How did he remember which desk was his? He sat in front of Cryin' Charlie If he sat at his desk he could see the clock and the playground at the same time His desk only had three legs He carved his initials in his desk

4. What grade of paper did they give you in kindergarten to learn to write on? Grade Triple A Grade Triple Z Grade 0 Grade F

5. Which class did Cosby look forward to in eighth grade? Shop Class Study Hall Gym Class Personal Hygiene

6. According to Cosby, Novocaine doesn't kill pain, it ___________ it. Fools Intensifies Postpones Disguises

7. What did Cosby finally take to kill the pain from getting his tooth pulled? Midol Aspirin Morphine More Novocaine

8. What will they not let you into Heaven for? Dying while driving on Lombard Street Catching your car on fire while burning out a clutch Having a head-on collision with a hill Drifting backward into the bay

9. After they caught 13,000,000 drivers at the top of the hill with the stop sign, what did everyone agree to do? Never drive a car with a stick shift again Everyone roll back into the car behind them for a push Put on the emergency brake and turn it into a used car lot Beat the guy with his own stop sign

10. How many kids is Cosby planning on having? 10 3 30 1

11. Why did Bill enter the service after he graduated high school? To avoid the draft The dropouts already had all the jobs It was easier than becoming a priest College scared the pants off of him

12. According to Cosby, why is there air? To blow up volleyballs and basketballs To hold the clouds in the sky To breathe, dummy! To make bubbles in your milk

13. How much did Cosby's 1942 Dodge cost him when he came out of the Navy? $75.00 $10.00 $100.00 2 weeks of painting a house

14. What blew in front of Cosby's car to make him think he hit a cow? A piece of paper A leaf A bird A cow

15. What did Cosby hit while driving home? A hitchhiker A cow A tree A house