1. When accusing another of telling an untruth, what article of clothing is said to be in flames? One's hat One's pants One's shirt One's underpants

2. When one is accusing of harboring a romantic interest in a classmate, where are you said to be sitting? In a tree In church In the swing set In the closet

3. Here's a more obscure reference. 'Johnny's IT, counterfeit, he's a _____ idiot!' What nationality completes this tag taunt? British German Chinese Spanish

4. While 'Happy Birthday to You' is the traditional song of birthday wishes, children have been known to change the lyrics. 'You look like a ___________, you smell like one too.' What animal fills in the blank? Penguin Monkey Dodo Walrus

5. Playground taunts often take their tunes from other songs. When children sing of their teacher being eaten by a polar bear, what tune are they singing? 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall Row, Row, Row Your Boat Battle Hymn of the Republic When the Saints Go Marching In

6. When children sing of a Batmobile accident, what tune are they singing? Jingle Bells Joy to the World Deck the Halls My Country Tis of Thee

7. When children sing of shooting their teacher with a .44 slug, what tune are they singing? On Top of Old Smokey O Canada Clementine America the Beautiful

8. When students sing of torching the school, what tune are they singing? My Old Kentucky Home The Marine Corps Anthem Deck the Halls O Susanna

9. Children often sing while jumping rope. When singing of Cinderella, what animal does she accidentally kiss? A pig A 'gorella' A cow A snake

10. Lastly, the taunt of taunts: Nanny-Nanny-_____, stick your face in doo doo. What goes in the blank? Cthulhu foo foo boo boo Lulu