1. According to Cos, dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any metal objects. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is what? an oversized toothpick a pick axe an iron hook a drill

2. After the dentist puts the thing in your mouth that will suck up your face he leaves the room to do what? Laugh at you Make a tee time for golf tomorrow Mark up your bill Flirt with the nurses

3. What were Cosby and his wife before they had children? Happy Intellectuals Content Travelers

4. Cosby's wife Camille graduated with a Child Psychology major with a B+ average so if you asked her a question about a child's behavior she would give you at least an 85 answer. Cosby had a Physical Education major with a Child Psychology minor so if you asked him a question he would tell you what? To ask his wife To make the child tired so he'd take a nap To take your own Child Psychology course To tell the child to take a lap

5. When Cos and his wife were talking to God about having healthy children what did they forget? That God doesn't have time for everybody's kids That God helps those who help themselves That God likes trials and tribulation That God has a sense of humor

6. When having children, what do intellectuals go to class to learn? Homeopathic pain management Natural childbirth Child rearing Diaper disposal

7. Someone once explained labor pains to Cosby by telling him to grab his bottom lip and pull it up over his head. Who was this lady? Madeline Kahn Carol Burnett Lisa Bonet Phylicia Rashad

8. After the baby came out, Cosby went over to his wife, kissed her ever so gently on the lips and said "Darling, I love you very, very much. You just had a _________". beautiful baby boy lizard girl

9. Finish the Mother's Curse? "I hope that when you get married you have children _____________." who give you as much grief as you give me that act the same way that you act who hide your glasses from you in the dark who are as spoiled as you are

10. What is the reason Bill and Camille have five children? They were too old to have anymore They don't want six They didn't want to chance having another girl Camille said "Enough is enough!"

11. According to Cos, what do all children have? Too much time on their hands Brain damage Too much energy A bad odor

12. Why did Camille send Bill upstairs to kill his son? He had given himself a haircut He talked back to his mother He got into a fight at school He made his sister cry

13. What did the kids want for breakfast when Cosby's wife sent him downstairs to cook? Chocolate cake Pancakes Ice Cream Bacon and eggs

14. What was the song the children sang about Bill during breakfast? Dad's number one, he is loads of fun Dad isn't fakin', he makes us eggs and bacon Dad is great, makes a good pancake Dad is great, give us the chocolate cake

15. What do parents with one child not have to listen to? Make her stop I didn't do it Will you stop touching me It wasn't me

16. Which child is known as, "The Informer." The seven year old The oldest The boy The baby

17. What did Ennis forget to do after his shower? Dry himself Put on his pj's Dry his hair Kiss his Mom goodnight

18. What are mothers most concerned about if you are in an accident? Is he hurt? Did you brush your teeth? Do you have on clean underwear? Did he ask for his mother?

19. What did Bill think his name was because his Dad called him it all the time? Hey you C'mere boy Gimme a beer Jesus Christ

20. What was Cosby's Dad's favorite game? Push my stomach Pull my finger Slug bug Gimme a beer