1. 'I'm bursting with fruit flavor.' Troy Lelaina Vickie Sammy

2. 'My goal is...like a career or something.' Troy Sammy Vickie Lelaina's brother

3. 'I think I was conceived on an acid trip.' Vickie Michael Troy Lelaina

4. 'I have to work around here, and unfortunately Troy, you are a master at the art of time-suckage.' Troy's mother Vickie Lelaina Troy's father

5. 'I'm late for a jean folding-seminar, let's locomote!' Vickie's boss Lelaina Sammy Vickie

6. (answering phone) 'Hello, you've reached the winter of our discontent.' Troy Vickie Lelaina Sammy

7. 'Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you? Because excuse me if someone doesn't know the secret handshake with you!' Sammy Troy's boss Michael Troy

8. 'This girl is cuckoo for cocoa puffs.' Vickie Michael Troy Lelaina

9. 'I want first kisses. I want passion the whole way through.' Lelaina Vickie Sammy Troy

10. 'I can't even take care of a Chia-pet!' Troy Vickie Lelaina's step-father Lelaina

11. 'She breaks my heart again and again, but I love her.' Troy Sammy Michael Lelaina's father

12. 'Hey, what's your glitch?' Troy Michael Lelaina Vickie

13. 'I am not under any orders to make the world a better place.' Lelaina Sammy Vickie Troy

14. 'Evian is naive spelled backwards!' Troy Sammy Vickie Michael

15. And finally my favorite, 'There's no point to any of this. It's all just a...a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know...a quarter-pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moment where your laughter becomes a cackle...and I, I sit back and I smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt.' Michael Vickie Lelaina Troy