1. Who is the founder of Woodism? Reverend Steve Galindo Pastor Iva B. Flick Reverend Dr. Lynn Lemon Brother Sis

2. An Ed Wood Church sanctioned festival of three bands and an Ed Wood film was called what? Wood In The Bread Pan Pickin' Out Dough Show Ed’s Epiphany EDification Show Ed WoodStock Mardi Party HolyWood

3. The Church of Ed Wood has been written of in which three of these publications? GQ - Penthouse - People Hustler - U. S. News & World Report - Reader's Digest The National Enquirer - The New Yorker - Playboy The New Republic - Newsweek - Rolling Stone

4. Which is an offering of The Church of Ed Wood? Instant baptisms into Woodism Instant forgiveness for not having viewed "Jail Bait" Instant forgiveness for having viewed "Gone With The Wind" more than once Instant delays of immediate procrastination

5. Our, Woodites, Savior's death day, December 10th [1978], is celebrated each year by Woodites as what? Ed's End Day I Woke Up Early The Day I Died Feast WoodWane Plan 6 Feet Under Day

6. Woodism has a saint that is an inanimate object. What is it? Mr. Beakey - a rubber duck Mr. Speaky - a microphone Mr. Tuna - a plastic fish Mr. Luna - a globe of Earth's moon

7. Woodism has a four-legged saint whose name and species are what? Tussels - a cat Sugar Dreams - a horse Dude - a dog Twitchy - a hamster

8. When is Woodian New Year's Eve? June 22 October 31 December 22 March 11

9. In "Plan 9 from Outer Space" what is a great lesson taught by Savior Wood? All movies are created equal All people are idiots Keep the faith, not the fool, on the hill Don't bend, fold or hamster dance

10. Which of these is a supernal text of Woodism? Room #9 At The Shanghai Motel Angora, Alligators, Ali Baba And Scream Stained Hallways Hollywood Rat Race A Dollar Short And D.O.A.