Weird Al Lyric Competition

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. Complete the lyric: "I still don't know what I'm singin' We're so loud and incoherent..." "Boy, this oughta bug your parents" "Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no" "Buy our album, we're Nirvana" "What are the words? Oh, nevermind"

2. Name the song: "You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Whipple's not around, Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan" Mr. Incompetent Sneaky Idiot Dare to be Stupid Don't Follow Me

3. The song "Bob" had a video that mimicked a video named "Subterranean Homesick Blues" True False

4. What is the name of the rabbi in "Pretty Fly (For a Rabbi)"? Alfred Charlie Horrace Bernie

5. Complete the lyric: "If you should get any mail with the subject "_______________" Better not go taking your chances Under no circumstances Should you open it or else it will..." Stinky Cheese Look Out Static Cling Open Me

6. "The Alternative Polka" is a medley of 10 different songs. True False

7. What is the name of the original song that "The Saga Begins" parodies? American Guy American Pie Down to the Levvie The Music

8. Complete the lyric: "It's a fact - I'm a quack The disgrace of the A.M.A. 'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die" "And start to decay" "In an unexplainable way" "Almost every day" "Before they can pay"

9. Name the song: "Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia I memorized Holy Grail really well I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L" Trigger Happy White and Nerdy You Don't Love Me Anymore This is the Life

10. What did he say to Janet in "Close but no Cigar"? "Oh no, I said "Hey" _______________________ No, I don't think we are You're close (close), aw, so very close (close) Yeah baby, you're close (close), so close, but no cigar" "Are we lobbin' hand grenades, kiddo?" "Are we doin' government work here?" "Are we playin' horseshoes, honey?" "Are we runnin' practice laps, babe?"