1. What did Antsy's father tell Antsy to do with Manny Bullpucky? Break him Have him go on "Fear Factor" Take him to the movies Teach him how to dance

2. In the second test of "The Schwa Effect" what song was the Schwa singing in the boy's bathroom? Proud to be an American The Star-Spangled Banner God Bless America My Country 'Tis of Thee

3. What are Crawley's dogs named after? The four freedoms and the Bill of Rights The Thirteen Colonies and one named Crawley Jr. The fourteen most common dog names The seven sins and seven virtues

4. What is wrong with Crawley's granddaughter, Lexie? She's in a wheelchair She has cancer She has Tourette's sydrome She's blind

5. Why did Lexie want the Schwa to be her escort after a while? She thought the Schwa wasn't as capable so she could do things herself So she could talk to the Schwa more So she could go out with Antsy Antsy was a lousy escort

6. How did the Schwa start his paper clip collection? He met a famous TV star who dropped the paper clip He was bored one day His mother gave it to him before she disappeared He took a paper clip from a policeman when he was five

7. According to the manager, how often did robberies occur at Waldbaum's? Once a month Every other day Once a week Every second Tuesday

8. What is the name of "The Night Butcher?" Oscar Jacob Calvin Gunther

9. When the Schwa rented a billboard, how come no one saw it? It was as invisible as the Schwa The Schwa was scammed It was destroyed with lasers The road it was on was under construction

10. What really happened to the Schwa's mother? She ran away with the butcher She committed suicide She vanished into thin air She became a country singer