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Terry Pratchett's 'The Fifth Elephant'
The Fifth Elephant
"One of my favourite "Discworld" books with a romantic passage between Carrot and Angua that brings tears to my eyes. Enjoy the quiz."
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What's the name of the Imp who is in Ankh-Morpork's first speed camera, being erected by Sergeant Colon on one end of Brass Bridge, at the beginning of the book?
Wee Mad Arthur
What does All Jolson offer Sergeant Colon that finally gets him to remove the clamp from the cart outside his restaurant?
Honey Ice Cream
Vetinari had received a letter - it read 'DeEr Cur, The CruELt to HOMLIss DoGs In thIs CITy Is A DIssGrays, WaT arE The WaTCH Do Ing A BouT IT?' Who was it SiNed (sic) by?
The LeAK AgyANsct CrUle T To DoGs
Who, specifically, did Vetinari send to the crowning of the Low King in Uberwald? Be careful with your answer!
The Duke of Ankh
Commander of the City Watch
Cheery Littlebottom, the dwarf corporal, explained to Vimes that some dwarfs acted as if B'hrian Bloodaxe was still alive. She described these dwarfs as drudak'ak. What does this mean?
'A dialect word meaning "watermeadow"'
'They do not get out in the fresh air enough'
'Dwarf Mining Law'
What would Leonard of Quirm's 'Very-Fast-Coffee machine' have been if Leonard hadn't been thirsty?
A scale model of a device for reaching the moon and other celestial bodies
A thing that could destroy whole mountains
A device that fired lead pellets with tremendous speed and force
An instrument for unthinkable mass destruction
Vetinari described Uberwald as a 'mystery inside a riddle wrapped in an enigma'. How did Sergeant Colon, panicking about Vimes not coming back, describe it?
A history inside a middle wrapped in an enemy
A muesli inside a griddle wrapped in a tortilla
A quiz story inside a ridicule wrapped in an engineer
A misery wrapped in an enema
What did an increasingly paranoid Colon, promoted to Captain in the absence of Vimes and Carrot, think was being stolen?
Both Inigo Skimmer and Carrot interrupted when Sybil was trying to give Sam news she'd received from Mrs. Content. What was the news?
The swamp dragons weren't well
Sybil needed to lose weight
Sybil was going to have a baby
Sam needed to lose weight
What, according to Gaspode, was not being a Bad Dog?
Shirking a Duty
Biting a hand that fed him
Doing it on the carpet
What was not one of the disciplinary charges that acting Captain Colon had laid against his men?
Making an arm fall off in an unsubordinate way
Bad time-keeping, demeanour and all-round uselessness
Who did the guards that Vimes nicknamed Nobbski and Colonesque refuse to let into Bonk without a 'pisspot'?
Who was not a surviving 'child' of Guye and Serafine von Uberwald in 'The Fifth Elephant'?
Who was Captain of the Candles, who committed suicide after the Scone of Stone had been stolen?
How many crowns did anyone who won Wolfgang's great game win?
Irina, the youngest of the three sisters that Sam Vimes runs into, had all sorts of ideas as to what could be done if they cut down their Cherry Orchard. What was not one of them?
A roller-skating rink
A Rugby pitch
A conservatory to grow pineapples
Move to Bonk and get a big apartment
The three sisters lend Vimes the gloomy and purposeless what, of Uncle Vanya?
What does Sybil sing to get them taken to see the Low King?
Bloodaxe's "Ransom" song
Ironhammer's "Ransom" song
A Wizard's Staff has a Knob on the End
Sybil doesn't sing
What, found in fat deposits, are BCBs?
Big Carbon Balls
Burnt Crunchy Bits
Brown Curdled Bits
Big Carrot's Belt
What is fatsup, a traditional Uberwald dish?
Soup with sausages in it
Liver and onions
A type of ketchup
What colour tights are part of Sam Vimes' official dress uniform?
Vimes describes Wolfgang to Sybil like this '..one who just won't let go. Eight-stone weaklings who'll try to headbutt Detritus. Evil little bantamweight _______s who'll bust a bottle on the bar and try to attack eight watchmen all at once. You know what I mean? Idiots who'll go on fighting long after they should stop. The only way to put 'em down is to put 'em out'. What does he say this type is?
Poor Igor at the embassy is killed by Wolfgang. But as the Igors say, 'what goes around, comes around'. Which bit of Igor can't be used again?
Who finally killed Wolfgang?
What does Angua make Carrot promise to do at the end of 'The Fifth Elephant'?
Kill her himself if she turns like Wolfgang did
Give up the Watch as it's too dangerous
Marry her when they get back to Ankh-Morpork
Ask the King for a bag of gold for what they'd done
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