1. What's the name of the Imp who is in Ankh-Morpork's first speed camera, being erected by Sergeant Colon on one end of Brass Bridge, at the beginning of the book? Wee Mad Arthur Rodney Rob Anybody Daft Wullie

2. What does All Jolson offer Sergeant Colon that finally gets him to remove the clamp from the cart outside his restaurant? Honey Ice Cream Buttered Slumpie Smitten Steak Information

3. Vetinari had received a letter - it read 'DeEr Cur, The CruELt to HOMLIss DoGs In thIs CITy Is A DIssGrays, WaT arE The WaTCH Do Ing A BouT IT?' Who was it SiNed (sic) by? Laddie Scraps Carrot Ironfoundersson The LeAK AgyANsct CrUle T To DoGs

4. Who, specifically, did Vetinari send to the crowning of the Low King in Uberwald? Be careful with your answer! Sybil's husband Sam Vimes The Duke of Ankh Commander of the City Watch

5. Cheery Littlebottom, the dwarf corporal, explained to Vimes that some dwarfs acted as if B'hrian Bloodaxe was still alive. She described these dwarfs as drudak'ak. What does this mean? 'They do not get out in the fresh air enough' 'Dwarf Mining Law' 'A dialect word meaning "watermeadow"' 'Ideas taster'

6. What would Leonard of Quirm's 'Very-Fast-Coffee machine' have been if Leonard hadn't been thirsty? An instrument for unthinkable mass destruction A device that fired lead pellets with tremendous speed and force A scale model of a device for reaching the moon and other celestial bodies A thing that could destroy whole mountains

7. Vetinari described Uberwald as a 'mystery inside a riddle wrapped in an enigma'. How did Sergeant Colon, panicking about Vimes not coming back, describe it? A history inside a middle wrapped in an enemy A misery wrapped in an enema A quiz story inside a ridicule wrapped in an engineer A muesli inside a griddle wrapped in a tortilla

8. What did an increasingly paranoid Colon, promoted to Captain in the absence of Vimes and Carrot, think was being stolen? Strawberries Paperwork Petty cash Sugar lumps

9. Both Inigo Skimmer and Carrot interrupted when Sybil was trying to give Sam news she'd received from Mrs. Content. What was the news? Sybil needed to lose weight Sybil was going to have a baby Sam needed to lose weight The swamp dragons weren't well

10. What, according to Gaspode, was not being a Bad Dog? Shirking a Duty Biting a hand that fed him Stealing sausages Doing it on the carpet

11. What was not one of the disciplinary charges that acting Captain Colon had laid against his men? Bad time-keeping, demeanour and all-round uselessness Earlobing Making an arm fall off in an unsubordinate way Nostrilling

12. Who did the guards that Vimes nicknamed Nobbski and Colonesque refuse to let into Bonk without a 'pisspot'? Lady Sybil Cheery Littlebottom Detritus Inigo Skimmer

13. Who was not a surviving 'child' of Guye and Serafine von Uberwald in 'The Fifth Elephant'? Elsa Andrei Angua Wolfgang

14. Who was Captain of the Candles, who committed suicide after the Scone of Stone had been stolen? Rhys Rhysson Dozy Longfinger Dee Albrecht Albrechtson

15. How many crowns did anyone who won Wolfgang's great game win? Eight hundred One hundred Four hundred One Thousand

16. Irina, the youngest of the three sisters that Sam Vimes runs into, had all sorts of ideas as to what could be done if they cut down their Cherry Orchard. What was not one of them? A roller-skating rink A Rugby pitch A conservatory to grow pineapples Move to Bonk and get a big apartment

17. The three sisters lend Vimes the gloomy and purposeless what, of Uncle Vanya? Seagull Trousers Overcoat Ra-ra skirt

18. What does Sybil sing to get them taken to see the Low King? Bloodaxe's "Ramson" song Ironhammer's "Ransom" song A Wizard's Staff has a Knob on the End Sybil doesn't sing

19. What, found in fat deposits, are BCBs? Big Carrot's Belt Big Carbon Balls Burnt Crunchy Bits Brown Curdled Bits

20. What is fatsup, a traditional Uberwald dish? A type of ketchup Soup with sausages in it Liver and onions Venison

21. What colour tights are part of Sam Vimes' official dress uniform? Answer: (One Word)

22. Vimes describes Wolfgang to Sybil like this '..one who just won't let go. Eight-stone weaklings who'll try to headbutt Detritus. Evil little bantamweight _______s who'll bust a bottle on the bar and try to attack eight watchmen all at once. You know what I mean? Idiots who'll go on fighting long after they should stop. The only way to put 'em down is to put 'em out'. What does he say this type is? Head job Nutter Bottle covey Beserker

23. Poor Igor at the embassy is killed by Wolfgang. But as the Igors say, 'what goes around, comes around'. Which bit of Igor can't be used again? Heart Lower intestine Right hand Hip joints

24. Who finally killed Wolfgang? Tantony Angua Sam Vimes Carrot

25. What does Angua make Carrot promise to do at the end of 'The Fifth Elephant'? Ask the King for a bag of gold for what they'd done Marry her when they get back to Ankh-Morpork Kill her himself if she turns like Wolfgang did Give up the Watch as it's too dangerous